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Chapter Forty-Four Kermit scurried off the stage from yet another introduction and found himself wrapped in Miss Piggy's arms. "Oh!" He looked at her. "Hi-ho." "Hi Kermie," she said softly with a sweet smile, pretending her eyes weren't plunging deep into his and trying to measure just...

Ooh! My cousin grew up in Colorado, and now lives in... Hm, I think she's in Georgia now, but she was in North Carolina for a while. Not exactly Mississippi, but it is a lot further south-east than Colorado. She seems to like it. From what I've heard, she doesn't mind the warmer weather, and...

Indeed. "Sha" is the word of the Prawn. "Oy" is the word of the Toga. "Lousy lovable <insert species here>" is the phrase of the Protege. "Fantasticabulous" is copyrighted. These are the words of the incomprehensible fraction. We have more, of course, but there's a dictionary in the works...

Chapter Forty-Three They were silent as they walked down the dark hall, still holding each other, even as they entered Miss Piggy's bedroom. He guided her to her bed and gently laid her down. She held him close to her. "I'm sorry," she whispered. "For what?" He kissed her cheek. She...

<Hugs Beau!> It's about time you caught up! So, since nobody guessed where the joke at the end of the chapter was from... I guess I'll just have to tell you. Muppet Treasure Island, the computer game. Yup! It seems to be a little-known fact, but Muppet Treasure Island was turned into a...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LOVE the tooth fairy line! And SQUABBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUABBLE SQUABBLE SQUABBLE SQUABBLE SQUABBLE I SO TOTALLY GLOMP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! And do you have ANY idea how long I've been waiting for that ushy gushy? ...Oh. You do. ...I knew that...

<BUMP!> Okay, so I don't usually bump my own stories. And it's very rare for me to bump any completed story at all. You may have noticed that, and you may therefore be asking, "What on earth is Toga/ TogetherAgain/ Lisa/ <insert nickname of choice> doing bumping a story she wrote that she...

Kittens: FEATHERS! <scoop feathers into a big pile and jump in them>

Kittens: <sit in front of broken couch and look at Father underneath it> Ann: How does he fit under there? Tabby: What is he talking to? Kelly: Do you think he wants a pillow? Ann: .... Tabby: Anybody got a pillow for the weirdo under the couch? Ann: Don't call him a weirdo...

Tabby: ....They're weird. Ann: Yup. Tabby: Good thing we're not related to them. Ann: ...Um... Bad news. Tabby: ....Oh. ..........Ohhhhhhhhhhhh... darn. Ann: Yeah. Kelly: Ooh, see the beetle? See the beetle, sitting on a stone?... See the nimble, thimble beetle, sitting on a...

Tabby: Wait, I'm confused again. Ann: They're arguing over where their kids are. Tabby: But I thought their kids were here? Ann: No, she's only his kid. And those two have others. Tabby: Oh.... Kelly: La de da de dum... la de da de dum... does anyone know the name of that song?

Ann and Tabby: <watching Jack> <tilt heads> Ann: <whispers> I don't think he should be there... Tabby: I think she's gonna hit him again. Kelly: Ooh, caterpillar!

Ann and Tabby: <watching punch> OOH! Tabby: That's gotta hurt... Kelly: <sings> Butterfly, butterfly, happy all day, butterfly, butterfly, fly fly away...

Tabby: <pokes head between various pairs of legs> So... I... don't get it. Ann: <pointing> That one is that one's daddy, and that one is that one's daddy, and that one is that one's mommy, but that one is NOT that one's mommy. Tabby: ...Yeah, I still don't get it. Kelly: Don't get what...

No no no, Ed, I was just refering to the chapter I posted yesterday. ...Except for the part about the foreshadowing. That's just... random. <Ahem.> Sorry for the confusion. Very tired... Long day today.

<Laughs!> That is a BEAUTIFULLY ironic chapter... Oh, GOSH, I love it, Ru! MORE PLEASE!

So... Bonus Muffin to anyone who can tell me from where I got Fozzie's joke at the end of the chapter. Also... Beth mentioned something about foreshadowing, and... That's all I have to say.

<GRINS> Oh, what a chapter... <eyes clock> I'll say more some other time...

Tabby: ...Well, there's a nice squashed table there... Kittens: <follow Mairin>

Kittens: <gather by Mairin's feet>