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Si, si, he's de funny half, hokay?

<Dances with Prawnie!> You call this bananas? I call this muffins!

<Giggles!> If by "boogie-oogie-oogie," you mean "dance," then- ABSOLUTELY!

<Giggles> Don't ask me twice!

<Slinks in> <Sneaks up behind Prawnie> <Wraps arms around Prawnie's shoulders> Mazel Tov, my dear half.

<Giggles> That last line is undeniably the AWESOMEST. Love how the third sentence is so opposite the first two. MORE PLEASE!

Ah, yes, the lovely complicated relationships of Muppet Central... Well then, I guess I'd better bid a happy Father's Day to my own MC dad, Mr. Cole. ...Better known as The Count. ...<note to self- say "Happy Father's Day" to actual father tomorrow upon picking him up from the airport>

Aw, you're welcome Prawnie! OOH! SO close to five digits! YAAAAAAAAY Prawnie!

Rowlf: <pokes head out window> <spots Prawnie> Uh-oh. Prawn down! Chef: Heer! <shoves steaming hot pot into Rowlf's paws> Geeben de rye bread de gestki-butter zoooop! Rowlf: We don't have any rye bread. Chef: <shakes head> De RYE BREAD! <points to Prawnie> Rowlf: That's no rye bread, that's...

Lisa: Aw, I'm sorry... Hang on! Ed just stole my word! <runs off to chase Ed>

Lisa: <strolls along sidewalk and sees Prawnie> Actually, it didn't fly over, it just sort of landed on... Hi Prawnie.

Lisa: <crawls out the window> Chef: Yan go wher de Leeza gooey? Robin: She's not gooey... Rowlf: I think he's asking where she's going. Robin: Oh. ...Well where is she going? Rowlf: Out the window, of course!

Chef: <cooking something> Yeeeeng go hur de hu de buski du... Yengo de hurdy de hur, bork bork bork! Robin: ...What are you making? Chef: Ya, de gestky-butter zoooop fur de rye bread! Robin: ...I think I'll get out of the way. Rowlf: Wise choice. Chef, what'd you say you were making? Chef...

Lisa: <ear to wall next to door> ...That sounded painful. Rowlf: I'm sure Gonzo enjoyed it. Lisa: Yes, but I'm half in great pain, so I'm sure Prawnie didn't. Rowlf: ...I'll take your word for it.

Lisa: <listening with ear to door> ...Oh, curses, um... Robin? Step aside. Rowlf? Chef? Rowlf: You rang? Chef: Ya bler da goom? Lisa: Help me move my bed to block the door. Rowlf: ...You sure you wanna do that? Lisa: Well, the only other thing that could actually block the door is your...

Lisa: ...Foot a coat in the lore? ...How do you foot a coat in the lore? Robin: I think he's saying- Lisa: Sh... <giggles>

Lisa: ...What? Rope-in-the-floor? Why would I put a rope in the floor?

Lisa: <calls through door> No, I'm not in- I'm Insane! Insane A. Sylum. Come on, Prawnie, you of all people should know that!

<Blush> Aw... It's not as bright as it would be if you were here, either...

<HUGS!> Thank you both! And, Prawnie? I love you too. And be careful with those stray penguins, would you?