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Goat: No, no, Frosty, in case you missed the memo, pirates like the sea. They've got these boat things. They float. And it's really fun to watch 'em burn. ...The boats, not the pirates.

Goat: ...What are you doing on LAND?

Goat: ...Frosty's wife. Got it. I met your basement. Creepy place. ...Did you just say you're THE Nicky?

Goat: As soon as someone remembers which way I came from...

Goat: A spit and salt and pepper? Naw, it woulda been WAY easier to escape if they had. Um... Which way did I just run in from? That's probably where it is. <to Mother> I told you, I'm Goat. Who're you?

Goat: <Darts through the woods and slams straight into Father> WHOA! <steps back> Oh, hey Frosty, good thing I found ya! I thought I'd let you know that these crazy robot things with NO attention span have May and Band-Aid tied up over this pit, and all the robot things are paying attention to...

Oh hi there! If you take a peak, actually, I'm really catching up to myself in Heart of Gold. The chapter I posted today, for example, includes the teaser I put in here. And speaking of this here thread... Thanks for the bump, Java. It reminded me that I should really add some of my newer...

Chapter Fifty-Three Well. They had taken it well. His family had taken it well. This part of his family had taken it well. They had taken it well that he was... He was going back. He had first talked to his parents, and done his best to explain. Then the three of them had...

<Wander in> Well gee, the only thing I can think to comment on that hasn't been commented on is this: I like that Camilla initially let out one little cluck before switching into sign language. Just something that caught my attention. The rest, as everyone else said, is wonderful, and...

Goat: <hears Jack> Little green man's running? RUN, DUDE, RUN! ...How come I got stuck with the blindfold? ...

40. Lew Zealand (The Muppet Show) P - I throw the fish a-way-- and they come back to me! L - He's such a persistent fellow. P - Indeed, but he's never disappointed. L - Oh that's true. Very high spirits, even though he gets turned down, like... constantly. P - Completely constantly. In...

<in room 23, finally> Lisa: <sigh> <puts in DVD> I need this tonight... Rowlf: <settles in with a bowl of popcorn> Try not to recite along with the whole thing this time, okay? Lisa: I can't believe you guys moved in without me! Chef: Yaaa ber noopin de moofin yuppen de yoo de noopsky no...

Goat: <still very much tied up and blindfolded and otherwise restrained in some undisclosed location, thanks to a couple of robots> <mutters> This BETTER not be some trick to get me to shower. I am NOT taking a shower. I am NOT. TAKING. A SHOWER. I've already had one and a half this month...

<STILL on the roof...> Rowlf: Hey Chef? Robin? C'mere a second. Robin: Okay! Chef: Shmergle? Rowlf: We still haven't moved back in. Chef: Noopin da koordle. Robin: Lisa's been busy. Rowlf: That excuse can only last us so long. If she won't move us in, we'll have to move in for her...

<meanwhile, still on the roof> Robin: <tugs at book in Lisa's hands> Come ON, Lisa, everybody moved in DAYS ago! Rowlf: Lisa, just put the book down... Lisa: But but but the water genie and the hoopoe and the- GAH I can't put it down NOW! Do you KNOW what just HAPPENED? Chef: De clockedy...

Goat: <raises eyebrows> Last I checked, Band-Aid, out to dinner doesn't involve a uh... <sits up and squints at Shanker> That thing. What IS that thing?

Goat: <slowly gets up> What's wrong, Bandy... too much of a wimp?

Goat: <reclines> Where's a bowl of popcorn when you need one?

Goat: <Looks at Jack> ...Dumped him for a shovel, hey May? ...I don't blame ya.

Goat: <Jumps up> And the games BEGIN! <sits> Sweet.