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Oh Great Fozzini! Can you answer two questions at once?

Oh, Great Fozzini! Who's idea was this?

*pokes head out from behind rock, notices what looks like a fuse sticking out one of the hillbillies back pockets and start drooling* Dyyyyyyyynaaaaaaaaaamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite… *walks up behind the hillbillies in a hypnotised state and holds a lighter up to the 'fuse'*

Alf wasn't born in this country. Am I the only one who realises that?

I can think of hundreds of strong words. It's just that the filter would block each and every one of them.

THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH: *Gonzo runs in and takes the Newsman's photo* I'm blind.

Is it still your birthday in the UK? Are you ahead or behind us?

Today's the birthday? Well, happy whatever. Now if you'll excue me, I see a peice of cake on the floor with only two shoe prints on it.

THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH: The Muppet Theater's catering servece has forgoten the pizza. Not to worry, as a plane is on it's way here to drop off it's supplies before landing. *checks the papers* Drop off it's supplies before landing? Shouldn't that be the other way arou… *gets...

Who them? *follows the two strangers*

Even I have to draw the line somewhere.

Was Harry supposed to get in the cart to?

Any movie idea can work if done right. So when's someone going to do this right?

Did someone say… Um… *holds up a balloon and pops it with a pin*

Feals good, doesn't it?

*jumps all around the group due to too much morning coffee* Go find cave! Cave! Cave Cave! Harry climb mountain! Why others go slow? No slow! Yes fast! Fast! Fast! Fast! Tree! *climbs up a nearby tree, jumps to anouther one on the side of the path and climbs back down*

I feal bad about the date on this post.

*harpoon flies into the hole from under the boat and plugs it, then Harry climbs into the boat* What Harry hit?

I wanted to pick Phil, but the paint made me lead towards Sam.

Fishing! *grabs harpoon and dives into the lake*