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Twinkle Talk As dusk settled over the trees and shadows crawled across the water and grasses, grasshoppers chirped and fireflies began to glow, the usual serenity slowly returned to the swamp. It had been an exciting day, and some frogs were reluctant to let the excitement slip away...

For those of you who don't know... It's Prawnie's birthday. And Prawnie has this delightful tradition of always starting a new fanfic story on his birthday. It doesn't work terribly well when he still has a story going from last year. I mean... MY solution to that problem seems to be to start...

Where have I been? WHERE have I BEEN? WELL, you see, it all started with a perfectly innocent trip to the grocery store, and on my way there I happened to run into my professor, who saw a dog and ran after it. Well, there was class the next day, and I had to make sure she was back in time, so...

So, Muppet Central! GUESS who just entered his LAST year of TEENHOOD? If you guessed "Sesame Street"... you fail on SO many levels. BUT! If you guessed a certain cracker of prawns, a fictioner of fans, a blogger of Muppets, then by gosh, golly, and George, I think you've got it! ...NO, not...

...Dragon want a cracker?... :p AWESOME chapter. Awesome with the bouncing. Awesome wagon. ...Yes. LOVE the first scene, with the debate about Clifford's "shrapnel glasses." And then the wagon. AND, then the parallelism with all the stuff Polly was doing! And then, it wasn't Polly, but...

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy Jim-Jim Jim-Jim! TogetherAgain again with a question again! I was watching The Muppet Show with theprawncracker recently--today, in fact--and I got to wondering about Bobby Benson's Baby Band. Whatever became of those babes? Did the band break up after too much bawling...

Hi Jim! TogetherAgain again. (I just like saying that.) I've been thinking a lot about Zoot lately. Why does he sleep so much? Is it just that he has trouble sleeping at night, and therefore has trouble being awake during the day? Or does he just really like sleep? And why saxophone? And does...

...heralde... Do you not grasp the concept of progression? This is not the '50s, or even the '70s. The Muppets are not amateurs. This is 2009, and the Muppets are well-polished, seasoned professionals. This is not about what WAS, back then. It's about what IS, right NOW. And NOW, the...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ...IIII! OOO! UUUU! And sometimes YYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (...Don't ask how to pronounce that one.) OH that was fantastic! WIRELESS! and and and FAMILY FRICKIN' FEUD! (See? I can alliterate, too. :p)...

Hey Jim-Joe! TogetherAgain again here. I have approximately three questions for you, but one of them may be a compound question. (I'm good at those.) Question number one! How's Joe the Armadillo doing? Question number two! What is your opinion on poetry? And question number three...

But why make sense when it's more profitable to make dollars? ...Oh come on. You KNEW. :p <ahem> STUPID! ...Er, not to call YOU stupid, of course, that is, to CELEBRATE the MIX-UP regarding the WORD, stupid, in the chapter. Yes. It was EXCELLENT. (I almost called it eggcellent, but that's...

Oh, I understand that now. And it looks like it's MY turn to clarify: I meant that it doesn't seem fair for NEW stories not to be added. But I do understand not wanting to add something twice. I'm sorry if I seem to be sort of attacking you tonight, Ed. I really only meant it playfully at...

Well, pardon my error, then. As this policy change was not particularly well advertised, I was unaware. Now that I have carefully examined the thread, I see that you casually mentioned taking "a bit of a stance" in that direction, in a post that was directed to a single, specific member. Those...

You are gravely mistaken, Mr. Castle. It is not for you to condemn a writer to forego a carefully crafted plot, exquisitely designed to produce the most rewarding, satisfying, and well-rounded conclusion possible. A tale is not a thing to be rushed, but a thing to be savored. Think of it as a...

My dear, beloved readers, I am sorry to say that, due to most unfortunate circumstances, the continued posting of this tale must be suspended, regardless of any further completion of upcoming chapters, until a certain fiend has properly replied to that most delightful tale, "The Muppets'...

Dear Ed, I'm afraid I have a matter to discuss with you. As you are well aware, theprawncracker, Duke of Chutney, has a simply delightful tale in progress on this fine forum. In spite of his personal request, you have failed to add said tale to the Index, insisting that it be completed...

I'm trying to decide whether to laugh or scream. I laughed at MOST of the chapter, of course... but that end was all screamy... Oh. I know what I'll do first. ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ZANY! ZANY ZANY ZANY ZANY ZANY ZANY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! APPLAUSE! HAHA! HA! OH MY OY I...

Is coming, is coming! Got two hands only! Is first week classes. Is new apartment. Is big shoes. Yah. Is potatoes. Peoples is peoples. Okay? (Also--Hello, Gelfling Girl! Welcome to MC!)

Jim! I've another question for you. And I would promise that it really is only one this time, but... I try to avoid making promises that I don't know whether or not I can keep. Anyway, I was saying "Wow" recently, and I promptly thought of Kermit's observation in "Before You Leap" that "Mom"...

JIM! Jim Jim Jim! HI! Question. I mean, I HAVE a question! ...Which... is why I'm in this thread... Anyway! My question IS, who is your favorite one-shot and/or one-note character that you have written and/or created? ...And is that really one question, or is it four for the price of one? OOH...