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Ahhhhhhh.... I've been WAITING for this. And you pull it all off with grace and diplomacy and a wholle lot of fun, and a reference to Kermit and Piggy's nuptuals. That looks spelled wrong. I.... am too tired to care. The point is, you remain excellently excellent at all the things that make...

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... should really really really be in bed. I'm up in um, less than 4 hours, and that's steadily counting down. I wish I could say that I used to sleep more before MSN... but that would be a lie. However, I was a lot more bored at 2AM. So! This was, to my mind, "the Jungle...

Well... I suppose you have more than earned the right to a little faith, Ru dear, and I sure hope you didn't take any of my earlier words too seriously or personally. I will pull myself together and try to hang in there. Ed, Lisa, thank you for rising to Ru's defense. I know it seems...

Oh, Ruahnna, my dear, dear treasured friend. I... I just don't know what to say. I adore this story, and you know that. I am sometimes... amazed... frequently, if the truth be told that someone who writes at your level would deign to to chitchat with a dabbler like myself, not to mention...

Oh! Oh my goodness! Wow... aww, guys! You have know idea how much this means to me! I was expecting a very ... forgotten sort of birthday, but so many people have been kind to me today. I'm really touched. And I sure didn't expect a birthday thread, especially for such a lurky lou like me! I...

I am told by a higher authority, namely, my beloved mentor, that this chapter simply must have a detailed review... and so I read it... and I completely concur. And so, we go... Okay first off, I really enjoyed the image of dear Kermit falling asleep on the table, doing the finances. He's a...

Oh a spoonful of Ipecac helps the beloved mentor come up!

Since the chainsaw option is out... I'll get the Ipecac...

Thihs isn't what it looks like... Okay... it is. <slinks away> ----------------------------------------------------- “But you can’t!" “Sure, I can. It’s in my contract.” Kermit said firmly. “I have it in all my contracts for when I travel. See, it says right here, I can go home in case of...

Dear Ru has unfortunately come down with a bad case of her computer hating her. They're working on fixing in, but until then her computer access is quite limited. The last I heard, which was quite recently, she was planning on getting WOG finished and another chapter of this amazing epic out...

Hmm... well, I must say it's really nice to see everyone coming to talk about the Muppets with such enthusiasm and passion. Enough to pull me out of lurking, which is my usual role these days. I'll guess I'll start with the contention that the Muppets have or have not had an element of...

Oh... sorry then... And sure! It MUST be healthy! Hollywood celebs are always paying big bucks for skin peels. And don't worry about the shirt. I'll buy you a new one for Hanukkah. And then 7 more in case this happens again.

Hiya! Sadly, it's being held up because they don't want to ship it to Canada. You know how that is... lift purchases... it's all politics. I'm afraid the only wheels I have are in a circle in a spiral in a wheel within a wheel and it's never ending or beginning on an ever-spinning reel. How...

Oh! Thanks so much beloved mentor! Let's see... how many people should my lift ho- <horrible thumping sound> Ohhh... so this is what the inside of a muffler looks like. Hmm... cosy. Maybe I should rent one for a summer home. Hi Lisa! Hi Beakie!

Beau! Look out! Hilda's out for blood! And tangerines for some reason! I'm getting outta here! Yo, beloved mentor, can get a lift?

<escorts helpless little old Muppet lady across the street> <is swatted by Hilda for that description> Wait! Stop beating me for a sec... look at that fast-moving blur or utter strangeness! What could it be... oh, it's Lisa. RUN!

Oh, I knew it all along... <smug look to rival Sam the Eagle's>:attitude: Oh, Lisa, dear beloved mentor of mine, treasured half of my other whole... you really must stop trying to fool people, especially people like me. I am FAR too calm and level headed to believe such a ridiculous notion...

Oh, no, not the nagging stick! Run away! Well, actually... I probably need it! Thank you, Ed! (Well, since I like ya, Beau, all I said was: Beau, I am well, dear! It's obvious I must answer in french when my friend has a french name!)

<staggers from being glomped with such enthusiasm> Did anyone get the number of that bus? Just kidding, Ed dear! Pleasure to see you again! You forgot your Grover arms! <to self> I wonder if I can sell these on eBay. (Beau-b-Beau Beau! Je suis bien, cheri! C'est evident que je dois repondre en...

<swipes a drink from passing penguin> I thought this was the Association of W Lover's Ball...Oh well, long live the Muppets!" <dances around wildly> Muppets Muppets Muppets wheee! I do, in fact, feel very much like celebrating this news. I don't believe it's a coincidence that there's...