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Hey Dan, many thanks to you for putting me in your list. I think I forgot to bold your name in my previous list. Hold on a sec here- Dan. There, that did it. Actually, I forgot to bold everyone's name. So I'll just do as many as I can remember- Dale, Ryan, Kathy, Dee, Ziffel, MrsPepper...

Well, I'm sure all the guys on "Red Green" would be proud of ya.

Yes, just make sure they are red, white and blue. I want this to be a celebration of our culture, now! Hold on. YOU'RE the one with the explosives? I'm not sure about this anymore...

Oh, boy. (bows) Sir! We have another Muppeteer here! Chalk another up on the list! Karen, Terry, we need you back, buddies! Come on, there's another of your ilk here. Well, it's great to have you here. I'm That Announcer, the force that tries to drive the bandwagon and ends up as a...

"Yeah, the MOON came out early tonight!" Other favorite SNL sketches: Eddie Murphy in "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood"- "It's a helluva day in the neighborhood, a helluva day for a neighbor!" and "Ooh, an EVICTION NOTICE! Can you say 'scumbucket', boys and girls?" "News for the Hearing...

Let me help you out here, Vic. How's about I hold the Uzis?

I usually don't like your ideas, but this time, I find myself... strangely a-ttracted to it. Anything for capitalism. How's about adding a few fire-works, and making it like an Independence Day ce-le-bra-tion?

No, they wouldn't. What I mean to say is that we have the regular street segment with the new gang where it is right now- directly at the beginning. The street segment with the classic characters would go right where Elmo's World is now. We have too much Elmo as it is- he's in the street...

Well, once everyone reviewed the script, the thread had served its purpose. Now, the thread has been hijacked and has a NEW purpose: to be a place for silly people to channel their energy. Wait a second, that's the purpose of the whole forum. But anyway...

That just gave me an idea. Have two street segments on each episode, and excise Elmo's World. One street segment would feature Elmo, Zoe, Baby Bear and Telly- that one would be for the kids, as (I must concede this point) the kids really seem to like those characters. The other would feature our...

No sir I did not. I've never been a huge fan of BB, and have only watched it intermittently (except for S1, USA show, which I saw in full).

One for my buddy Zach, who has killed more threads on various boards than all of us have combined: WANTED: Zach Kilfoil KNOWN ALIASES: Zach, Zacharino, The kid with the hair CRIME: Thread killing, unkempt hair, despising That Announcer for despising Elizabeth Montgomery, hitting various...

Oh my, that's a sad story, Dave. As an atheist, I may not be able to pray, but I'll keep your pal and the girl in my thoughts. I'll soon be up with my uncle and aunt (who are two fundamentalist Christians), and I'm sure they'd be glad to pray. I hope everything turns out alright.

Naw, let's just put our pictures up in a post office right now: "WANTED: Liam O'Keefe Known Aliases: That Announcer, lpokeefe, The Loner Kid Crime: Thread murder in the first degree; resisting moderator arrest; despising Elizabeth Montgomery* Reward: $10,000 Contact your local Thread...

(yanks incoming fax from machine, looks at it) Yoiks! I better speed this along to Pepper! Vic, come with me. We've got a TV show here! Pick up that janitor along the way, and get that vice president while you're at it! (pause) I know he's looking at pictures of Elizabeth Montgomery! You...

Hmmph. Relationships. (goes over to Janice) You know, I was married, but we're separated now. My wife, she flew the coop.

You and Gardy are such lucky dogs! You've both got your own pools and live in places with good weather. I live in Coldsville, and the closest pool to me is around ten miles away. I don't have the room for a private pool (suburbs play **** with your landscaping ideas) and I hate public pools. So...

Oh no, I wouldn't worry about something like that. My character widely varies from scholar (during schooltime and when I watch something like "Amadeus), to quiet, reserved guy (when I'm reading or listening to music), to... well, just about anything except "party animal." If you remember that...

Kimp, if you want out, just say so. Don't use death threats, insults or name-calling to either prove a point or get your way. You're being rude to Dale right now, and I really wish you'd just stop it. If I'm being rude to you, I sincerely apologize, but I hope you'd just take my suggestions to...

DS: If that PBS series of yours comes to fruition, I'll buy a satellite dish and special equipment specifically to see it. That is really just a genius script. The only thing I would do differently next time is to emit all the "laugh track" bits. The line about Elizabeth Montgomery made me...