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A talking cookie named Millie? *brief pause* Well, we've got dogs, frogs, pigs, chickens, bears, rats, aliens, whatevers, king prawns, monsters, whatnots, grouches, birds, Fraggles, Doozers, Gorgs, super monsters (:super:), old men, mice, and penguins... Why not a cookie! Cookie Monster: Maybe...

Well, at least we have some more in the crazy train! *pan to crazy train* Rizzo the Rat: Hey, I haven't seen that ol' thing in a while! Wonder if it's workin' alright... *Rizzo pats the train, it then falls down... and then blows up* Okay... so the crazy train doesn't have any cookies...

Arggh! That there is a cute baby! And that there, Bunsen, is a teleporter! Arghh! Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Actually, Beakerboy, it's an "instantaneous whole-matter distribution system!" Whatever tickles your peach! Sal Minella: Peach? Anyway, I'm about to fire! But, before I do so, I'd like...

Argghhh! Avast ye, shipmates! Pepe the King Prawn: Don't take this the wrong way but do you know anything you are saying? I have not a clue, shrimp! Now, blow 'dem muffins! Crazy Harry: Did somebody say blow? *Crazy Harry blows bomb but instead of dynamite blowing up it's muffins*...

I thought it was pirate's parrot! Gonzo: It's a penguin for us Muppets! Sweetums: Tally hoe! *Beakerboy blows a muffin to Rowlfy's fort* I just got a sardine muffin over yonder! Chef prepare more muffins! The Swedish Chef: Yesh sheer peerite sir!

Sorry, Bobo! Bobo the Bear: It's alright! Just let me scrub in peace!

Animal: Swimming! Swimming! Ernie: Oh, hey look, there's a fish in the swimming pool! Bert: I'll get it! Ernie: No, allow me! Here, fishy, fishy, fishy! *fish flies into Ernie's hand* Bert: Showoff!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Uh, Gardy, I think that may be a little dangerous! Oh, I'll be fine... Sweetums: FIRE! *Beauregard is blown out of the cannon and hits Dr. Strangepork* Beauregard: Oh, hey, Julius! Dr. Julius Strangepork: What ish it with them and my name? *back at Sweetums*...

*mans muffin cannon* Aaaaaahhh! For Naaaaaarniaaaaa! Sweetums: Narnia? I thought we were on Muppet Central Forum! *hits Link Hogthrob with muffin* Link Hogthrob: Whoa, whoa! Hey, I'm going on a date! *muffin cannon fires randomly* Gonzo's Hobbit: Alright, doin' good, Beakerboy...

I'll come on your team! Gonzo's Hobbit: Alright, cool... MUFFIN TIME! Grover: Oooh! Muffins! I love the taste of blueberry-- *gets hit with a muffin* Grover: ...Muffins... Oh! Oscar the Grouch: At least people are getting hit here! Rizzo the Rat: Hey, who ya' rootin' for? Oscar the...

Zoot: *snores* Floyd Pepper: Zoot! Zoot! Zoot: *grumbles* Huh... ah... FINLAND! *wakes up* What'd I miss? Janice: Well, uh, Link refused to play with Bean, Sal thinks Johnny doesn't like him anymore, and Julius has been proclaimed the funniest name on this thread! Dr. Julius Strangepork...

Follow That Bird - I love the movie, it's a real classic, so when I found it at Target, I bought it!

Julius! Juh-juh-julius! It's a cool name! Dr. Julius Strangepork: Seriously, people! Will you stop saying my first name! Link Hogthrob: But it's funny! Julius! Dr. Julius Strangepork: Oh, c'mon! Red Fraggle: This is quite a running gag! *Newsman runs past Red* Red Fraggle: No, that...

I REALLY like this! I just can believe it's happening! :eek::):)

Happy Birthday, Count! Hope you have batty birthday!:batty:

Beard? Oh my! Beard: You called? Link Hogthrob: Just a shaver? Anything, please? Sam the Eagle: Oh, how this thread has been changed! Rizzo the Rat: At least we're havin' fun! Ziffeling and muffining, just like old times! Crazy Harry: Did somebody say muffining? *Crazy Harry then...

Actually, Andy and Randy are Miss Piggy's nephews. Miss Piggy: Unfortunately... Wembley Fraggle: Oh, c'mon! You're nephews aren't that bad, Miss Piggy! Andy Pig: Hey, what're those little things on your shirt? Wembley Fraggle: Bananas. Randy Pig: What are bananas? Wembley Fraggle...

Cool! I'll check it out! :)

*Kermit enters with Piggy, Fozzie, Robin, and Johnny* Kermit the Frog: Hey, guys! I just wanna thank you for that wonderful birthday party! Fozzie Bear: Aw, thanks Kermit! Robin the Frog: We hope we really made it special! Kermit the Frog: Oh! You did, Robin! You did! *pan to Pigs in...

Happy B-day, to you, Zeppo! Hope you have an ubergonzo-rifically awesome birthday!