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Wait, how is it that Zoot falls asleep when something fun's happening! Floyd Pepper: I really don't know! Dr. Teeth: Y'know, he was a sleep for a whole week! Janice: Well, just the weekdays, not the weekend! Y'know, like, all week but Saturday and Sunday! Clifford: We get it, Janice! *Link...

Hey, it's occured to me that Harry's been in two fights on this thread in the past few days, here and that other time with Animal during the show! Animal: Did somebody say Animal!!! Crazy Harry: Did somebody say explode?!!! No! None of us said... that word! Rowlfy: What word, you mean...

I agree with Beakerfan, I like the new forum too! Although, it will take some getting used to! Nice job, Phil!

Look! It's just Kermit... a very large, scary, giant-footed Kermit... but Kermit! Let's just try and get him back to normal! Jim Carrey: Beakerboy's right! And since I started this, I'll fix the frog! ...Abraca-froggie, baby! *Kermit then shrinks to his normal size* Kermit the Frog: Whoa...

Wait a minute! Let's also thank other wonderful guests, Johnny Depp, ALF, Pee Wee Herman, and Weird Al Yankovic! Johnny Depp: Couldn't forget us! Weird Al Yankovic: Yes, we weren't just going to beat it! Kermit the Frog Alligator: Well, I guess now it's the end of another Muppet Show! Bye...

Great puppet! He looks really good! Hope to see the short soon!

That's some nice singing, guys! *Raquel and Link enter the backstage* Raquel Porkbelly: Thank you! *Link walks to his dressing room* Raquel Porkbelly: So, who's up next guys? Well, Jim's about to do an act! But before we even put on an act, we should definetely fix what's going on...

I absolutely love this! It's great to see Kermit and the whole gang back! I also love the romatic comedy-like opening of the trailer, it is really funny! Jason Segel and Amy Adams are totally right for this movie! Also, I love the return of all these classic characters. Thog! Bobby Benson...

They surrender! Terrific! Now we won't hear any grief about the next act! Fozzie Bear: What is it? At the Dance! *pan to At the Dance set* Sam the Eagle: So, are you interested in politics? Female Dancer: No, I don't like ticks! Sam the Eagle: *sighs* Why was it that they picked her for my...

Wait... Kermit is a Tyrannasaurus Rex?! Pepe the King Prawn: Si, unfortunately! Gonzo's Hobbit: Actually, no! Kermit isn't a dinosaur anymore! He's a... *Kermit steps out of science chamber* Gonzo's Hobbit: A-- bear? Fozzie Bear: Whoa, whoa! Did I hear what I thought I heard?! Kermit's a...

*Mumford reappears* The Amazing Mumford: Y'know! I could try again! Ah, it's simple... A la peanut butter sandwiches! *Kermit is then turned into a peanut butter sandwich* The Amazing Mumford: Uh-oh... *Mumford disappears* *onstage* Scooter: Ladies & gentleman, Johnny Depp! Johnny...

Kermit the Frog: Okay, we've got two sketches left before the closing number! We better make this big! *commercial break* Jim Carrey: Okay, let's see... Anyone from the studio audience wanna come up! *Beakerboy and Gonzo's Hobbit look at each other and rush to empty seats in the audience*...

*backstage* Kermit the Frog: Sorry, Newsman! ...So, what'd I miss? Fozzie Bear: Weird Al came on with us and performed "The Saga Begins". While Gonzo recited poetry by A. A. Milne! Kermit the Frog: I don't think things can get any weirder than that! Jim Carrey: Well, maybe I can change...

Bobo the Bear: Uh... Kermit's backstage, so I'm gonna put on one of my favorite acts! Gonzo's lightsaber stunt! *curtains open* Gonzo: Hello, Earthlings! Today, I will attempt to do a lightsaber fight with my friend Gonzo's Hobbit here, while I tight-rope walk on this here tight-rope! But...

Kermit the Frog: Now, ladies and gentlemen the actor you've kind of been waiting for, Jim Carrey! *curtain opens* Fozzie Bear: Hey, ho! Jim Carrey will be here in just a minute... uh! *Jim enters* Jim Carrey: Oh, sorry! I got held up by the Cookie Monster. Did you know that he's kind of...

Kermit the Frog: Well, I'll show you! *walks onto stage* Kermit the Frog: Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Muppet Show! Tonight we've got a wonderful actor, known for his roles in Yes Man and Bruce Almighty, and here today promoting his new movie Mr. Popper's Penguins, Mr. Jim Carrey...

*in guest star's dressing room* Cookie Monster: Oh, hello, Mr. Jim! Ah, 30 seconds till showtime! Jim Carrey: Oh hey, Cookie! Hey, I've been writing a little poem in my spare time. Could you tell me what rhymes with "rookie"? Cookie Monster: Dat simple - cookie! *eats a cookie* *on...

Kermit the Frog: You can definetely work backstage, we could even put you in a sketch! But before we get started we need to set things up... and get a guest star... Wait, you don't have a guest star? Kermit the Frog: Kind of... *Jim Carrey enters* Jim Carrey: Would I be an alright guest...

Pepe the King Prawn: One of the two, I guess, h'okay! *pan to Kermit and Gonzo* Kermit the Frog: Hey, Gonzo! Could you put this on stage? Gonzo: Aye-aye! *Gonzo exits, while Fozzie enters* Fozzie Bear: What do I do with the box of rubber chickens? Kermit the Frog: Put in the prop...

Okay, no puns... But can we do knock-knock jokes? Knock-knock! Pepe the King Prawn: Who's there? Butter! Pepe the King Prawn: Butter who? Butter open the door quick, I gotta go to the bathroom! *laugh track and rimshot is played* Pepe the King Prawn: Hey, knock knock! Who's there...