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  1. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    [mist floats out] (me in mist, think) Oh good, I'm getting a form now…wait, is that the pretzel lady?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [pretzel lady goes unconscious] [process continues and finishes, which I will not go into detail] [gets up and look at myself] *think Oh shoot… wait till Sarge sees this…*
  2. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    [turns into an orb] (me in orb) Oh shoot, not again…
  3. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    You…cut my main…blood vessel… [falls down]
  4. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    Chance of him breaking up…I will say 10% Chance of him dating you when the 10% happens, I'd say about 0.0001 divided by Avogadro's constant. Chances of me skeedaddling? 100%
  5. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    [kicks her groin]
  6. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    (You think I wanted to?) [still grabbing hand] You want to let go or something?
  7. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    (What der hey?!) [grabs both her arms] You are not killing me. *think This is getting rediculous…*
  8. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    I'm not having a date with you till the day I die. (gotta go :/, can we just pause this plot while the others continues other plots?)
  9. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    You know what, with this attitude, I don't think I'll even have dinner with you. [starts to leave]
  10. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    Put. Down. The. Knife. This is a fancy restaurant. Have some attitude. And probably enjoy your dinner.
  11. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    I'm fifteen, you know.
  12. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    Is this dating, or is this kidnapping?
  13. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    Wrong. Wanna guess again or should I just tell you?
  14. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *death glare* Guess my age.
  15. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    I DID say that I'm not dating you, right? Just dinner together. *think If this goes on, I'm telling her everything*
  16. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    We're going Dutch, OK? If you can't afford anything, I'll give the money back to my friend and we'll go elsewhere.
  17. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *surprised* Wow...you really don't have to do this for me!
  18. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    **Do I look as if I want to do this?**
  19. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    **Very funny. :shifty: Which brings the question: What are you doing here?** EDIT: **Two months worth of pay, I guess**
  20. Vincent L

    The Creature Calamity Club

    (no, a thing that the bank gives you that lists your bank balance and recent transactions) **Cut that out...** *think God help me and give me my normal form!*
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