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[returns home] [looks in the mirror] I sure miss my old self. [takes off all clothes, and goes to bed]

Congrats! [feels some pressure]

What's the original title, then?

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Hubert's Ultimite Thread about Hubert's Threads™

(you don't realize I speak bat language, do you?) [regains consciousness] That was painful…can't believe I have to do it two days in a row. Anyway, I'll see if I still have a human form. [turns human] I still have one. And in my normal look! Yaaaaay! No more scientist or psycho lady!

[rabbit hops over, but orb doesn't break] Oh shoot… [eagle claw-grabs me and drops me in mid-air] [breaks, and mists goes into eagle]

[goes into the forest] [kills myself] [turns into an orb] (me in orb) Step one completed, time for step two: wait for an animal to break me.

I guess I'll try… [turns frog and hops outside]

They disappear first thing. Gosh, didn't you notice when I was in your tub? Wait, shouldn't have said that… EDIT: animals also work, but that will leave me without a human form for some time.

At least I don't have any reproductive organs, which should make the transformation easier. But who should we find? OOC: the day I remember to say "Johnny" should be the end of the world

There is no way to stop the process, sadly. I guess I'll just have to wait until I return to normal form before I can go out in human form. Gosh, imagine me half-male and half-female.

Yes, she did, and she asked if you two will ever break up. I said that chances are low, but the chances of Johnny dating her when that happens is 0.00001 divided by Avogardo's constant.

So she killed me for this wad of money? Scary… But do I look rich in the first place?

(my original voice) Yep, I got killed. And she broke my orb, so… [reaches in pocket] Here's your cash, not a penny spent. Apparently the pretzel lady stole it…

[turns human]

[goes into frog form first] [opens door] Hello Yuna and Johnny, sorry for the sudden call. (Not ziffeled anymore)

**not to the extent of killing, but bad**

**I'm back at the apartments now. You might not like the results of last night** EDIT: (I did not see Yuna's post when I wrote that. What a coincidence)

**(J&Y) I don't care if you're busy or not. CATASTROPHE!!**