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Re: Reply It'd help so we wouldn't get confused...if you want Kermit, then get a Kermit avatar. I (obviously) will be Fozzie Bear. Maybe I'll use a different avatar for a while.

quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Fozzie Bear ...I'll brandish him with a couple of jolts of this here cattle prod, yessir! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I...

Aw, heck! I won't beat up Byron. He bruises too easily besides, and all that fur serves as padding, so it won't matter much. As long as he behaves himself, he's okay. But if he acts up, in any way, I'll brandish him with a couple of jolts of this here cattle prod, yessir!

Hmmm...Byron and those Freudian Slips, huh? LOL!!! *Begins charging up that cattle prod...*

Hmm...You know what "I'D" like to have? I think I would enjoy some Muppet Cards and Merchandise created by JHC Employee in the graphics dept by the name of Jamie. HINT HINT HENSON FOLKS WHO READ THESE FORUMS!!!!! HIS MONICKER IS FROGBOY4!! HE IS MUCH BETTER THAN WHOEVER IT IS YOU HAVE...

I just think that based on their size, the price is outrageous!! I much prefer the Palisades figures at a fraction of the cost. FOZ

Next role-play, if you want to do it. I will be a better Game Master and provide more/better situations. I was, in this game, trying to let it play itself out and see where it was going to go. It worked okay that way on the old forums, but things just dragged out here. Rules will still...

*The lights dim. The Muppets all exit the stage. The curtains begin closing.* Well, folks, that brings us to the end of another episode of The Muppet Show...and MAN! what a show! So, until next time, remember what my hero Marcel Marceau the mime always says: "...

Re: OH, the irony... How do you get yourself into these messes? Now I feel bad about the whole court thing where I'm guarding you with a cattle prod. Gosh!

Speaking of typos, did you realize you typed "my" twice? Okay, Bear on Patrol is here to guard the prisoner and baliff the court. Okay, Mr. Byronious Priosoner, sir...all nice and comfy? Good. *Pulls out cattle prod!* I think we're gonna have a little fun if you don't behave...

Wocka Wocka WOW!!! Great menu!! I was SO excited when I saw that!! Glad to see such a cool thing pop up on my computer. Tributary menus are a wonderful idea. Great work!! FOZ

I've got a talking, singing, joking, dancing mule...does that count for Stupid Animal Tricks or something?

Disguise? Don't you mean "normal uniform?" RADIO EDIT: Can I be court stenographer since I won't have to do anything as you'll all be typing anyhow? Or maybe I can be baliff (Bear on Patrol on patrol again!).

The role of Fozzie Bear will be portrayed by a drooling idiot... :D

Aw, now, Nate! That's just rude. A SIDESHOW Attraction?? Heck no, man. Not good ole Byron. He'd be the MAIN ATTRACTION!! Don't forget, he can sing, too. :)

It makes it easier for us to wear a puppet on our heads...

I like tabletops myself...

Call girls? This is SO not Byron-normal. Oh, Nate, the whole Funyons thing...right on, man. But, beware the chick with Bugles on her finger tips. OUCH!!

Debo, No problem on the doing-nothing demand, because that's exactly what I do as president of the Byron Fan Club and Member of the Cory Fan Club. I don't want my own fan club, because then the initials would be KFC, and I don't wanna get sued by Col. Sanders. FOZ

Always think of what you just did, and how you can make it better! Strive to be better than what you just completed, and you will get successful results. I learned that from Charles Schulz. FOZ