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*holding his brain* Oh, trust me, you won't feel a thing! *grabs a clamp and pair of forceps*

Oh my gosh! She's sooooo adorable!

Beau, I'm so sorry! You and your family are in my prayers.

Actually, I don't think you would. If that's your ideal weight, then it would be pretty obvious that you weren't fat. Trust me, society is much more forgiving towards "athletic" or "stocky" builds in men than they are towards women....

You know, my aunt was commenting on this not too long ago (she's an ICU nurse). Now, I weigh 130 lbs, but she told me that on my hospital chart, I would be marked as "obese" because my body fat is much higher than the recommended amount....... (she wasn't being mean, please note this is taken...

No, actually, I guess maybe there were two? Cuz I participated in the BB hosted by Beau & Faylo/Ed.

Awesome! *carefully removes Marty's brain and gently sets it on an examination table to begin her work*

I think there was actually only one round.... but possibly there were two, just widely spaced apart.

You're a long MC Member if you: Hosted, participated, or even remember Big Brother........

*lifts the top of Marty's head* I don't see him, Marty.... are you sure he's ON your mind? Maybe he's IN your mind..... Do ya want me to check?

Be.... haaayve? Sqeekie, do you know what a hayve is? And even then.... how do I BE a hayve? *begins to meditate* Become the hayve..... BEcome the hayve...... BeCOME the hayve..... BE the HAYVE...... BE HAYVE...... ET: Staaaayyyyyy....... Beeee Haaaayyyyyve......... *holds out finger, which...

Leprechaun 1: *hic* D'ya think he's *hic* allright? Leprechaun 2: Poor bloke *hic* just can't hold *hic* his own when it *hic* comes to *hic* this stuff. Leprechaun 1: Blimey! *hic* I never *hic* seen a bloke *hic* go down so fast! *hic* Leprechaun 2: I *hic* tell ya! *hic* If'n ya can't...

Leprechaun 1: *still sitting on Alex* Hullo sar! Would you *hic* like to *hic* join us? *hands a bottle of grape nehi out towards Ed* Leprechaun 2: Hey, d'ya *hic* think we should *hic* wake her? *belches and continues to drink his nehi* Leprechaun 1: Naw. Look *hic* at her! *hic* Don' she...

*passed out on the floor* Leprechaun 1: *sitting on top of her* Aye, d'ya think she's allright? Leprechaun 2: *drinking grape nehi* Ah, she'll be fine. *hand the first one a grape nehi*

*screams* SNOWTH! NOOOOOOOOOOO! *suddenly a line of leprechauns comes marching in*

Don't worry Snowth, I'll help ya! *plays a little tune on her flute* Help's coming Snowthie!

Ed? I think we're gonna need some help with this guy..... *glares at Prawn* Don't EVEN make me call in the leprechauns! *evil glint in her eye*

*through her tears* Serves you right! *picks up Alvin's hat* Poor Alvin.... Poor S-s-simon...... P-p-poor....... THEODORE! WHAAAAAA! *begins to sob harder* *begins to rain spice-bullets upon the Prawn*

*still sobbing at the loss of the Chipmunks, takes her place at the spice shooter turret*

*horrified at this, sits down and begins to cry*