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I love how Garnet's internal conflict about Pearl's desperate antics tore herself apart. Considering how seeing the broken gem parts fused into nightmarish body parts caused her to lose her crap that much that she was on the verge of splitting, that is saying something. I can only imagine that...

You'd think that Garnet would understand Pearl wanting to fuse with her so bad. After all, Garnet's fusion of Ruby and Sapphire is such an experience that she..er...they refuse to separate. Then again, Garnet says that these fusions are based on trust. Pearl is a pretty needy individual. Her...

There was a huge glut of fifth and sixth party CGI films up until last year's exact failure of the Wizard of Oz bazturdization. It seems now that there's less of them theatrically released, and they're hitting the DTV market. Strange Magic was the only theatrical CGI film not done by staples...

Straight from Frank Welker's mouth from a Bot-Con panel... Scooby-Doo Meets KISS. Surprised that one didn't happen sooner, actually.

Sardonyx, if I heard it correct.

That's awesome. I can't wait to get a set of those. Why I can fel them in my hand right now, about to carry it over to the counter to fill it up with a nice drink and... ...oops... {CRASH!!! Tinkle tinkle} Aw, heck. That's why I buy those cheap plastic tumblers at Target instead. &^%^$ :sigh:

After a painfully long wait, Garnet and Pearl got their fusion. I love how she's a tacky Las Vegas side show type. It's like the combination allows them to both lose their inhibitions and become an extremely outgoing. And I had a feeling that her powers would be a combination of strength and...

Sometimes critics want to show how far their heads are up their butts because all kid's movies should be as emotionally charged as something from Pixar and as deep as a Studio Ghibli film. And yes, often times both examples are better written and executed than even the snottiest of indie films...

Hopefully if they rerun episodes, they won't be part of the 26 episode count. That was the best thing about this season, a full order of 26 actually new episodes instead of relabled episodes with nothing different about them. Other than that, I don't see that being a major factor because...

That weird period between MCC and MWO. I remember Camilla's cameo at the end of that movie being well received. I swear I remember Dave Goelz saying something about how Gonzo and Camilla had a "trial separation" of some sort. That was years ago and don't exactly remember where I saw it, but...

Looks like Clarence gets its week of new episodes next week.

Considering it only made a pathetic 10 mill at 5th place, hopefully it will be DTV. By no means is there anything exceptional enough in that film's endless TV spots to even give it a cult viewing once it hits home video. Disposable horror movies like this are essentially made for the...

Props to Universal for having 2 of the biggest openings of the year within a month of each other. Both films opened up larger than any movie last year. Between those two, Avengers, Inside Out, and Fast and Furious, we've definitely came out of the box office slump of last year. The Minion and...

I've been building this up for a while now, but I feel this is the best outlet for this. I despise mainstream fickleness with the burning passion of a trillion red hot suns just about to burn out. The fickleness of loving first comeback movies and crapping all over the second one because it's...

A sad little epilogue to this Nintendo/Muppet mashup. Satoru Iwata died over the weekend But it was great to see him one last time doing something this fun and goofy. Let's remember him as someone willing to have a Muppet version of himself.

Saw Minions Saturday and it was friggin adorable. Just all over one of the cutest experiences I ever had, and none of it was saccharine in any way. To say the obvious, it lacks that emotional punch of the first film and all, but the first film was deconstruction that the second film couldn't...

I'm officially retired now. And while I was going to do just one more, the new computer lacks WMM, so...yeah.

To be perfectly honest, I was kinda busting that guy's chops. I could do that whole thing where I mention some cringeworthy "jokes" from before the Disney sale (the Nipple joke being left in MWO, the Crock Hunter parody in VMX) or even Jim's time (That Oklahoma/Yokohama bit was disturbingly...

Didn't, like... Didn't Gonzo split up with Camilla since before MCC? And he's only been back with her since MWO? Doesn't seem like anything they haven't done before there. As long as Gonzo doesn't slip back into that "depressed Gonzo" phase again, I'm fine with that.

Hear hear! The Muppets need to do something so smart and sophisticated that no one on Earth, even the writers get the joke, and alienate every potential audience possible! Then we can have the show replaced with what really deserves to be on television, yet another freaking singing competition...