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Ready or not, here I come! Oh, Count! Thanks so very much for the list. I had tried to go through the WHOLE post to find who was already taken and it was, well, overwhelming. If Miss Piggy is still looking for a roomie, I'm it! We are going to have such a good time!

So glad you liked it--can't wait to see what you do. (I am SO behind on my reading....)

Ooh, Leyla, honey--thanks for the nice review of the previous section. I was apparently posting at the same time you were! Have a great time at your French experience! This one has taken a surprisingly complex turn, but don't despair--it's going to be okay at the end. Don't feel too sorry...

The show must go on She did not show up the next morning, and though he was certainly not surprised, Kermit had hoped that her dedication to the work would carry her through. But this time—for the first time—it did not. Although he would have had trouble putting words to it, Kermit was...

Um, Hello? Hello? Oh--hi. Maybe you can help me. I'm new to the Muppet Dorms and I'm looking for a room-mate. I'm pretty easy-going, so I can mesh well with high-maintenance people, and noise doesn't bother me. I have my own cake pan, and an electric tea pot, a sewing machine and lots of...

Out of his element Piggy seemed much her usual self the next morning, except she seemed distracted and easily flustered. She worked hard—worked with palpable concentration on her swim strokes—and seemed more at ease in the water than she had before. Something had changed the night before, and...

No criticism felt, honey--you didn't annoy, not one bit. And I do think this sort of simultaneous-great-idea thing happens often in fandom, and that it is just a sign that we are all picking up on something essential about the characters--what they want to show us, or teach us, or make us think...

There were good days and bad days. Most days, truly, were a mixture of both. Today had been a grueling day. Piggy felt as if she’d tapped danced her toes off, and she felt like she’d been repeatedly mugged by the make-up and hair-styling police as they’d sought to keep her looking freshly...

The More the Merrier! I DO NOT have a monopoly on ANY ideas--you got one, I want to see it! The world needs more frogdom and pigdom!! In fact, I was wondering if some unbiased non-writer type person on the boards would like to start a thread in which they suggested a story idea, and each...

Yes--of COURSE there's more!! (Frog and pig showdown on the way....) I'm having a birthday party for my Mom tonight, so I'm dashing like made trying to hide all the bodies, um, er, I mean, tidy up the knick-knacks and do a little cooking. I promise to post a big installment tonight! Oh...

A Pig Out of Water “Kermit,” Piggy said urgently. “Can I talk to you for a minute?” “Sure, Piggy,” Kermit said absently. “Just give me a second here.” He signed his signature hastily and turned to her. “Yes?” Piggy gave him a frustrated look. “In your office?” Under normal...

Oh good--I'm gearing up for the next installment, but I've been shang-hai'd by another bit. Posting soon!

Ooh! Can I really join the dorms? I love dorm life--and I have my own cake pan. (I'm feel dumb--I don't know how to join the dorms--can someone email me? So I'm not muffining the board here....):o

Whew--I think I'm done for the day. Don't like to end things on a negative note. How'm I doing? Anybody bored or scandalized? I'm walking a fine line here....

Chapter 9: Piggy the Actress Every now and again, Lady Luck is kind, and when she is kind in Las Vegas, she is kind indeed. By happy accident, Piggy and Kermit managed both to elude the paparazzi and to have themselves photographed on one of their few forays out of their suite, holding hands...

Chapter 8: Time heals all wounds Time heals all wounds, and work is a great panacea. They’d made it through the first awkward week, and reporters no longer stood on the front lawn simply to watch them go to work and come home. There had been a few “follow-up” articles in various tabloids, but...

Ooh--thanks guys--kissy, kissy. All of us who write are in the awkward position of trying to figure out how old each character is (might be, could be, ought to be) in relation to the others and in relation to the particular story told. For example, a lot of folks want to see Scooter grow...

Honey--it's okay to have a life, honest. When the story (or the story segment) is ripe, it's going to come barrelling out whether you have time for it or not. So relax, enjoy--eventually we'll run out of penguins....

Chapter 7: This Can't Be Much of a Picnic. It was early, early in the morning when Kermit’s cell phone began to beep. It took him a moment to orient himself, then launch out of bed and begin the frantic search for the source of the annoying noise. He finally found it—still clipped to his...

THis is probably a really obvious question, but do we have a state for Hensonville (or are we forming our own state of muppetness)?