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Ruahnna: (opening the press conference) Miss Piggy would like to gratefully acknowledge all of the muppets who have worked so tirelessly on her campaign. (blushing) Um, kissy kissy to Scooter and Ed and, um, Uncle Deadly. (hissing, to Piggy: Piggy--You're supposed to kiss babies! Not dead...

Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: (sputtering) Stunned into silence? Stunned into silence my Aunt Myrtle! If I get a hold of the bozo who grabbed me and threw me in that closet, why I'll-- Muppet Newsguy: This is a Muppet New Flash! Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate for the mostly...

Form over Substance Ruahnna: Piggy honey--what is this package in the hallway? Piggy: Oooh! They came! They came! Ruahnna: (doubtfully) What came? Piggy: Moi's new campaign pictures! Ruahnna: More pictures? Honey, this election is supposed to be about substantive issues--not how well...

Visual description of last week's art Okay--here's my inexpert description of the pictures Dave so lovingly bestowed on us: The first one is called "Halloween Pepe" and shows Pepe with a flame as long as his torso whipping around his head in place of his carefully-coifed hair. It reads...

Fozzie: So, how's is the presidential election going? Kermit: Well, we have one candidate that refers to himself in the third person, one that refers to herself in the third person in French, no less! We have one that no one can understand most of the time and one raving lunatic. Fozzie...

FABulous photo of Moi! Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: Moi would like to thank everyone who showed such kind interest in not being able to link to Moi's presidential campaign picture, and--without mentioning a certain scientist by name, a certain scientist who just happens to be running...

OCC: I can click on it an get the link. Anybody else have trouble? http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l204/Ruahnna07/Presidential%20stuff/PresidentialPhotoShoot.jpg

Moi am looking good! Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: Since image is suuuch an important part of any campaign, I would like to show you all the FABulous photo that Moi had taken! KISSY KISSY...

Note to self Ruahnna: Miss Piggy would like to thank her stalwart campaign planners for all their tireless work on her behalf. Um... (Looks at note in hands in obvious consternation.) Um...kissy-kissy. (Muttering to self: I have soooo got to start looking at what she hands me before I get...

Miss Piggy: I would like to make a dignified rebuttal to Doctor Bunz regarding Moi's alleged violence to any fellow muppets. I can unequivocally say that I have never physically harmed one of my peers. Kermit: (murmuring to Piggy) Um, Piggy--We're trying to run an honest campaign. I don't...

(I don't want to "hog" this thread, but here are some questions that might interest more than me. Maybe you could pick one, or pick one each time for the next few series of questions?) 1. What creative muppet mind or minds are behind the posed muppet art pieces--things like the Plump Fiction...

(Catherine walks through the door and drops her bags. She is immediately glommed by an enthusiastic Fozzie, who comes and throws his furry arms around her waist.) Fozzie: You're home! You're home! Catherine: (patting Fozzie warmly on the back and removing his hat so she can kiss the top of...

Another winner, Dave! We will suffer without you while you are in rehab, um, on hiatus.... (KIDDING! I was KIDDING!) There is no cure for muppet form-over-substance abuse! Hugs to you and yours while you are storing up creative juices for next fall.

There's obviously talent here, but it is a disturbing use of said talent. The images are both cleverly done and unsettling; they depict a very sad familiarity with substance abuse and other self-destructive behavior. This is just Ru, speaking for Ru, but this just isn't very satisfying...

A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage – Herbert Hoover Take-out in every refrigerator and a very cute little pair of designer shoes in every closet. – Miss Piggy Piggy: Ahem. Moi is back after having immersed herself in the issues (and some Chanel No. 22) to talk to all you...

It's All in How You Accessorize... Miss Piggy: Vous are so funny, um, blue furry thing. (to Ru) This is one of Kermit's weird friends from Sesame Street, isn't it? Moi is not planning to wear bunny ears since her own ears are as nice as, um, silk purses--which are very nice indeed, but...

Ruahnna: (nervously, to crowd) Um, Miss Piggy would like to announce her presidential candidacy and I promise that we will return in just a little while and talk to you seriously about the issues of this campaign. (OOC: PLEASE forgive my lateness--I've been staying in Hooterville for the...

Miss Piggy arrives at backstage in grand style, emerging out of her limousine decked to the nines (or in her case, perhaps the elevenses) in a smart little black suit dress with black boa trim on the collar and cuffs. Her hat is wide-brimmed and has black feather boa trim, and her four-inch...

Kermit and Piggy used to seem like squabbling lovebirds--now it's just one long mean joke at Piggy's expense. Why did the official opinion of Kermit and Piggy's relationship change, and who do you believe is responsible this change? (Next time, I'm going to ask if someone can FIX IT!)

Oh well! Proof positive that I have no shame! I did want to explain my song, Christmas Blues a little, but didn't know how to put this into the actual song file. Here's the deal: Okay, this is an original composition. It is a song entitled, Christmas Blues, and I wrote it for Gonzo for my...