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Noooo..seeing as my nickname used to be toothpick I'm not massive in the slightest. However, I've seen the pick so why would I beg to have you reveal it?

Announcer: We now pause in our program for an actress to ask this question.... Me: How on earth do you flip onto the roof of rain? I didn't know rain could even have a roof? :p

Well, actually I speak all languages but Greek.... ...and they're all Greek to me.

Nooo I think the masses want to see that picture. I mean come on even Bill looks halfway decent in it. Nothing compared to Steve but halfway decent.

Mother: Uh huh..and chasing after me never occured to you?

Christyb: *digging for extra extension cords in our closet, pokes my head through the hole to Beau's room* You guys have the flu in here or what?

No I mean this new one in honor of BBB's comeback. * waves the pic*

Mother: *raises and eyebrow* That good looking huh? *self conciously looks down her own body and feels inadequate* So while I was trying to survive you were off playing hanky pank with a gorgeous Italian model. That makes me feel great.

Yes, and I do say I have enjoyed them throughly...especially the one you wrote featuring Bill and Steve.

Mother: *looks around* Seems like to be a good of time as any seeing as I have your attention and you can't run away.

Saaawwwwwhhhhhhrrrrreeeeeeee

*ominous music plays*

Me meee Mooop! Wait...that's not right... *stagehand appears and whispers in my ear* I said what??!!

Mother: Umm..lemme think...no you never did. What did this model "friend" of yours look like anyway? I mean after all she'd have to be something else right considering her daughter and well you two shared benefits.

Jack Sparrow: *to Johnny Depp* That's freaky Me: I wonder how much that hat (Jack Sparrow's) will bring on ebay.

You mean 2 years isn't enough?

Mother: No I think it's a combination of both. And trust me she's not just a plain ol' ordinary daughter. She's a freakin' model's daughter wearing this slinky showy thing and our son keeps walking around her like a lovesick puppy. Not to mention you didn't mention her existence to me at all.

Jack Sparrow: That's why some people should never try to be pirates. Me: How'd you get here? Jack Sparrow: It's my premire hon.

Just my luck! *goes back to trying to comprehend jibberish*

I think she wants to make sure if the hanky was clean. :halo: