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Well now's your chance. We're both going off to do more "productive" things...that annnddd...things are kinda at a standstill until you do. :)

Vanessa: *yells after Father* I would but I'm tied to this chair! Oh good grief. I don't get it. *yells* I don't get it! Would someone clue me in here.

No worries. We haven't messed with the main storyplot...we only well threw in a curveball to amuse ourselves until you could rejoin us.

Vanessa: Dead? Dear me no! Healthy as a horse and I have two younger half-siblings. *looks from Beau and then the way Christy went* You mean you actually love my mother and not that woman? That and if you'd be so kind as to untie me I'll show you a ring I think you'll recognize that I wear.

*holds phone away from my ear* *looks to Beau* You have any reason why our lawyer is crying "Don't Eat Me?"

Hmm..that's intresting...I'm not happy with the way Return to the Magic was so I was wanting to fix it and bring it back to the forefront. Especially since I've seen more and more stories along the same line and well ya know selfish me..I want people to read my story! Annndd...why don't I just...

Vanessa: Well yeah my Mom has been married to him for as long as I can remember. *frowns at blood spot* And this skirt is dry clean only!

*on cell* Beau he said it was the malfunctioning pig that did it. *back on cell* No Ru. It's okay really. No we're not going to switch to B.L.T. attornies at slaw.

Christy: Great! I'll take a moment and read it...after I go inspect the oven. I knew better than to hire an apprentice of the Swedish Chef who was Crazy Harry's second cousin twice removed to cook for me.

Van: Again?? I have no memory of you. You appear and get sprayed with Kermit only knows what, fall, get beat up by your wife who ties me to this chair, and all you say is that It's great to see me?!! I'd like some answers here and why Antonio Bandana Marco Italia isn't my real Father umm....Mr...

Vanessa: Well I'd love to help you..uh..what do I call you anyway? That doesn't matter but in case you haven't noticed..umm...my stepmother somehow has me tied to this chair!

*comes in from a coffee run and sees one of The Count's batty friends* Christyb: Hey Skeeter! Coffee! Skeeter: Double white mocha caramel? Christyb: With whipped cream. *tosses Skeeter her coffee* Oh yeah hold on. *to the bat* If you see Eduardo ask him how long the SS trip will last. I'll be...

Oh so you have another story? Well two can play at that game. Just see if our newest gal Van will fall for Jack. ;) Ya know I was only kidding ya Prawnie. You're right big brother. I don't have the next chapter of Destiny ready yet. I'm feeling out different directions for it. Not quite sure...

No need to throw her out the window Beau. Especially since we're not even there! Anyways, we're not pumping up Steve. Actually your lawyers called our lawyer Ru Ben who is a sandwhich and cannot repeat anything. Which makes it greatly difficult to communicate. About a missing law suit...

Christy: You remember it all. I can tell. Unfortunately we have to save it due to the fact that the world as we know it may end in a few moments if we all don't focus on the battle. You outta know by now I don't care how I look. That and I can kick your tail any day any time. *sighs and...

Christy: No it didn't. Actually it made no sense at all. If you didn't love her mother..then why did you..er...yeah...and um...huh...If it made sense I wouldn't be ready to throttle you right about now.

Oh wait that was when Tabi, Vibs and I tried to figure out if he could marry Barbie. (Once again a moment when Beau is watching movies and not paying attention in MSN)

...Back at the surface. Christy: That *points to the frozen gorgeous girl tied to a chair with duct tape on her mouth* is a wee bit more than a girlfriend!

You mean the one with the thing for Barbie dolls and a half plastic kid?

*shrugs* I'm only the president of SWAEHB...whaddya expect?