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We just nod and smile when it comes to him. He just kinda found us.

Vanessa:*stands but is suddenly back in the chair* This is getting old fast. Hello! Christy: I said pipe down. *duct tape appears over Vanessa's mouth* Thank you. *everything freezes but Beau and Christy* Okay talk they can't hear you. And you better make this good. *glares gripping her sword*

Your worst nightmare! SWAEHBers or ies whatever.

Christy: You better believe they'll get ugly you unfaithful creature. *wraps an arm around Beau's knee, pulling his feet out from under him pinning him to the ground giving him a well delivered punch in the face. U-Muns stop fighting and start staring* Oh yeah and close your eyes. I wouldn't...

Argh! Who gave Jack the jackhammer salesman's jackhammer??

Vanessa: Please don't tell me that was him. Parker the legendary spy. My father Parker the fearless one. Christy: Yep, that's him. Fearless Parker. *walks over to where Father fell and kicks him hard in the side* Vanessa: What are you doing to him? Christy: Nothing much kid. Waking him up to...

Sick, twisted, insane, and crazy...speaking of crazy. I was crazy once they put me in a room with pillows on the walls. I died there. They put me in the ground. Worms are in the ground. Worms make you crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.... *Sorry I've been looking for an excuse to say that. :)

No you paid for it. :) :halo:

Vanessa: Argh! This is so frustrating. *marches up to the front where Mother is being tied hand and foot* Excuse me I'm looking for a Parker Moppet. Christy: Beat it kid can't you see we're in the middle of a life or death world saving battle here? Vanessa: Looks like your losing to me...

Just let's not tell the tabloids where they got the picture okay?

Hey! I just charged that on Beau's credit card!

Outside just at the edge of a battlefield a bright green mustang convertable with the black top down and the license spelling out KRMT RLS pulls up. A girl about the age of 18 steps out and takes her sunglasses so she can better view the scene before her. Her chin length golden brown bob framed...

Yes please and someone get a towel over Steve since the mop is now wearing his clothing.

Yes I like over thinking things. Just ask Ted the Dog.

You have only half a brain Ryan? That explains a lot :p Anyways, The last chapter was wonderful..I had a lovely detailed reply for it but someone distracted me away from it. Anyways, I'm off to check other threads and be a nuisance b/c frankly being productive is overrated.

He always does this. Creates a mess then leaves me to clean it up...and he's the janitor! Oh drat, I knew there was something I forgot to have the babysitter do! Now what's this I hear about a lawsuit and Steve in a tutu? I thought we had a Santa outfit ordered for the statue out front.

Not necessairly. Vic doesn't go around calling Vibs, Viq, and Jana half siblings. What about Beau? Who's to say he doesn't have a secret past eh Parker?

Again? I they promised me that they'd stop this nonsence after the great jelly incident of 1983.

Christy: *magically sends Ron flying to the farthest corner of the battlefield* Help my nimcompoop husband and kids if you don't mind!

*on cell phone* Okay bye. *hangs up* Beau what is it? I just got a call from our lawyer Ru Ben.