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My Muppet Show Top 10: 1. Rowlf 2. Dr. Teeth 3. Sam Eagle 4. Gonzo 5. Floyd 6. Beaker 7. Link Hogthrob 8. Swedish Chef 9. Kermit 10. (T) Statler & Waldorf My Sesame Street Top 10: 1. Oscar The Grouch 2. Cookie Monster 3. Guy Smiley 4. Two-Headed Monster 5. Grover 6. (T)...

Congratulations, bobhopesite! I never knew my great-great grandparents. That's quite a special thing. And an early happy birthday to you, Phillip Chapman! Hope you have enough cake to share with the rest of us! :halo:

Okay, Link and I have been working hard, but brunch is about ready. We're just getting set up. We have paper plates and plastic-ware. Just line up buffet style outside our door and serve yourselves until the food's gone. When the food's gone: IHOP!

Wow, I was not expecting those kinds of compliments. Thank you so much everyone, I am officially inspired to attempt more.

*Phew*, found my grammar book in the library, in the very back section called "Too Dang Boring Section". Link found it while looking for a book called "The Twenty Most Interesting Pigs of All Time" published in 1964. He hopes to one day make the list. I suggested that he send in an updated...

Yes, I always find farm animals who can speak, revolt and play poker believable characters. Just razzin' ya, Malachy, I love that book. My favorites: The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger) Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte) The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck) The Iliad and The Odyssey...

Thank you, Diana. Compliments are my favorite criticism. :D

Hey thanks, Count. I hadn't thought to look on the shelves in the libraries. C'mon, Link, to the libraries! Link: Holy Dewey Decimal System, Doc-man! By the way, Link has been conjuring up plans to make swill stroganoff and invite our good buddy Doctor Strangepork for the upcoming...

Say, if anyone finds a text book titled "Grammar for Teachers", could you let me know? I seemed to have dropped it somewhere and now I can't find it. Link has been helping me look for it but we are both at a loss. I am offering a reward (to be disclosed upon return of the book). I am falling...

Countdown to Halloween: three weeks and a day! Link: (puts fingers in his mouth) Ooh! Halloween is so scary and icky! Me: Yeah but think of all the candy and games and movies. Link: I could do with the candy and games but count me out for movies. Me: What's wrong, you don't like...

Special Guest Star: Clint Eastwood Pops is standing behind his desk, throwing darts at a dartboard. Clint Eastwood comes through the door, Pops turns his attention to him. Pops: Hey, who are you? Clint: (Squinting and looking mean) I’m Clint Eastwood, tonight’s guest on your show. Pops...

Hoggle, Ludo and Sir Didymous represent more than just fantastic creatures who help Sarah on her journey. Hoggle represents (in Freudian terms) Sarah's id. He represents impulsiveness and the desire for immediate satisfaction. He is greedy (regarding his jewelry, "Them's mine!"), he is...

When I was a kid, Gordon from Sesame Street made a speech at the Kansas City Zoo and my parents and I met him outside the monkey house. I've also met Buck O'Neil (the old Negro Leagues baseball player who gained fame on the KCPT baseball special). In concert, I've seen George Thorogood, The...

Thirty scary movies? Sheesh, I don't even know if I've seen 30, but here are my favorites anyways: 1. House on Haunted Hill (Original) 2. Evil Dead 2 3. Evil Dead 1 4. House on Haunted Hill (Recent version) 5. Poltergeist 6. The Shining 7. The Last Man on Earth (1960) 8. From Dusk Til...

Things you don't mess with: Someone's spouse someone's pet someone's car someone's Muppet collection. If I caught anyone messing with any of mine from the above I would go absolutely crazy. My wife is the only person in the world who understands me and loves me for who I am. My dog...

Bowry Lyka May the force be with you, and you and you and you and you...

It just depends, are you talking about major characters or obscure ones? If you want to know more about female characters, visit www.kermitage.com and they have a huge character guide. Here you can find out about Wanda, Miss Mousey and plenty of others. Hope this helps.

I'm glad I checked out the Fan Fiction & Fan Art Forum. I'm digging these outlines! Nicely done, Diana, especially the closing number. Getting everyone involved in the closing number gives it a lot of heart. Involving Statler and Waldorf in the show was a nice touch as well. Jerry Lewis...

For a second I was confused as to whether you created this outline or just outlined an actual episode for us. Awesome job! I love the Newsman sketch...classic! Statler and Waldorf's first insult (concerning the Old Lady from Pasadena) was very clever. I haven't been around long enough to...

This is most likely the unfortunate truth. I think the line would do great with more female figures (imagine recreating your own "At the Dance" scene with your favorite Muppet characters, how cool would that be?). Maybe it's feared that the other female characters are too obscure and wouldn't...