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Hillary Duff is going to take over Sesame Street. She's already everywhere: singing, starring in bad movies and bad television, magazines. It won't be long before she's singing the "Elmo's World" theme song and helping Big Bird find Ernie (There he is! Behind the Lizzie Maguire 2 movie...

Fine, I'll do it myself. Fortunately, polystone grows in my backyard. I have a nice big chunk right here. (Begins hacking away with a hammer and chisel, tink, tink, tink). Hmm, maybe I should take some sculpting classes before starting this (tink, tink, tink). Any sculptors in the house...

This looks like a gorgeous version of a (if not the) classic game. I doubt I will be buying it (money is the ultimate issue with me right now, just got done paying for school out of pocket. Yeesh.). Like Muppet Monopoly, many classic characters are utilized (Barkley's dog house and Guy...

Link: Speaking of badges... A cop pulled me over last night and searched my car. He found my Sergeant's badge from my old act on "Bear on Patrol". He confiscated it telling me that it's illegal to impersonate an officer. When I told him that it wasn't a real cop badge and that I was a pig...

Like, fer surely. The absence of Floyd from the Sideshow bust line has always irked me. I based my bust buying on looks from photographs and how much I liked the Muppet. I have Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Sam, Gonzo, Beaker and Swedish Chef (couldn't not get him, it is the ultimate SC likeness). Floyd...

I love the Frank Oz w/ Sam Eagle pic! That is so cool!

Link: Hey, Grover I have a gift for you (hands Grover a large, flat package wrapped in orange paper). Me: Hey, Grover, happy birthday. You da monster! I hope you like my gift (handing him a small gift bag). Hey, killer cookies Count and Dee!

Pulp Fiction is my #1. Followed by: Snatch Reservoir Dogs Tombstone The Good, the Bad and the Ugly True Romance (Tie) Indiana Jones trilogy LOTR: Two Towers Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Yeah, my morale would be low too if 1,000 + of my brothers in arms had been killed. My uncle and best friend have both served in Iraq (my uncle has since retired from the Army and my best friend is set to go back soon), and frankly, I've been going crazy with worry since this war began. I...

Hey Count, All I remember is that she was hot (lol). I dunno, I guess I just like wasting people's time with my stupid posts. :p

I just hope that all these polls I see (except the one in this forum) that still have Bush leading by a few points are wrong. I don't keep much stock in polls because in the end, all that matters is the vote. Still, I would hate to think that the majority of voters are still fooled into...

I've never noticed Bush's mouth...what's wrong with it? My wife pointed out last night that his left ear is bigger than his right. Link: No, it just looked that way because he had a listening device. Me: No, that's all been sorted out. His tailor makes him look like that. Link: But...

Did that cost you an arm and a leg? It seems both of those items are pretty hard to find these days. To my collection, I recently added an 18" Sababa Animal plush, Sababa Veterinarian's Hospital plush set, a 1976,1980 Miss Piggy plush with plastic head, Cookie Monster and Big Bird PVC's...

My wife is superstitious. She gets worried if I don't wear black on Friday the 13. Edit: She also knocks on wood (literally) whenever she says something she doesn't want the bad luck wood gnomes to hear what she's saying.

Stupid Yankees. Thanks for the grub, Count. I love seafood. Unfortunately, it does not dull the pain of a Yankees victory. Silver lining: coughing up seven runs after they'd been up by eight for most of the game. Maybe these Yanks will wear down after all. Link: I've always liked...

I've already read this article somewhere else. Maybe Palisades, I can't remember. It's a heck of an experience. I must say that I am green with envy and you know, :) right...it's not easy. :D

Bert is a classic kind of dude. Gotta love the laugh. Gotta love the temper. Gotta love The Pigeon.

I believe in good and bad luck, but I don't believe in any specific thing that can bring either to you under any given circumstances. Put me down for no.

Hey, feel free to copy off of me anytime. Just know that I am a C student, tried and true. Sometimes I apply myself and do better, sometimes I care not and settle for something a little worse. I find history to be a fascinating subject, but history classes are normally drab and I find myself...

Did you ever see Snatch? It's kind of the same only with less notable actors. It's definitely one worth checking out especially if you're a fan of cockney communicating criminals carrying on over a caper no one is capable of coping with (lots of C's there, huh? That wasn't my intention at...