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Viq: ... Will somebody please untie me? Ahuuuuh... *sniffs* Vibs: *appears infront of fem holding nail polish remover, and doing a thumb up* here ya go! *snaps fingers and Viq is free* Good. Now all is taken care off...... wait... is that ....DANDAN!? Get that blue monster outta here!

Viq: ... Fem! I swear I thought you'd be happy about the nailpolish... Don't make DanDan eat me. Please Fem, I know that you're a good foot deep inside.. If you let me go, I'll track Vibs down and then I'll make her own up to what she did! ___________ Vibs: ... Yeah. I am glad we had that...

Viq: I...I can't Vibs is the only one who knows how to do that... I... wait..hold it!! stop arhhhH.... _________________ Vibs: I swear I did not mean to harm your kangaroo kid by kicking it out of the pocket and knocking it unconcious mrs. Kangaroo, see I just.. we were playing and... what...

Viq: you... don't like it? ____________ Vibs: *in Australia, talking to kangaroo* See my brother and I had a foot babysit us, and he saved our lives so we thought we'd be nice to him... well, Viq did. I just wanted to make a mess, so we nailpolished his feet, the foot's nails not Viq's...

Viq: ehm..*wakes up Fem* Fem! We put nailpolish on YOUR toes! *grins happily and proud* See!! *bents his toes over so Fem can see it more properly - most likely the whole bending his toes thing hurts*

Viq: *blinks* - ehm... *points at Fem's nails* Vibs: ... *sneaks off*

- 4 minutes later - Viq: there! Now all of his little toenails are red and white stripey with pink dots. I think he's gonna like it. Vibs: .... totally... *giggles evil* Viq: Do we have any nailpolish remover just in case? Vibs: ... nailpolish remover? eh.... *eyes one on the table -...

Viq: ... Aww a sleeping foot. Vibs: ... gross. Viq: ... Hey! Let's do something nice for him since he just saved our lives! Vibs: Viq, I don't do nice things for others. But... what do you have in mind? Viq: we could... put nailpolish on his nails! Vibs: ... hm, yeah okay. You...

Viq: ... I have the feeling that Fem landed in armchair where he was in the first place and is totally unaware of what just happened, Vibs... Vibs: funny, me too. Well let's not tell him about the accident. Viq: No... Oh and by the way Fem it's "Paris".

Viq: FEM, WE ARE ALL GOING TO EXPLODE!! Vibs: FEM, YOU ARE OUR BABYSITTER YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!! Viq: WE HAVE ABOUT 10 SECONDS!!! AARARGH!! *is so out of control of body that he accidentally kicks fem across the room, first hitting one wall, then the other, then the frigde door and...

Viq: ... There is a dynamite...infront of us Vibs. Vibs: I know. *puts lipstick on a barbie's head* uh, stupid big lipstick now she's all blushy and gross. Viq: .... we shouldn't take the dynamite Vibs... Vibs: ... we are not. *tries to wipe off the lipstick from the doll's face with...

Viq: oh I'm...so...sorry Fem. You used to have a fellow foot? Vibs: ... not sure I wanna know this... Viq: Was it a he or a she?

Viq: oh.. well I can't actually boil tea Fem.I was just trying to be nice. I can conjure up a nice homecooked meal and a pony though if you'd like. Vibs: *to camera* ... Why a pony!?

Viq: OH! *picks up fem and puts him down so he's... foot-on-carpet.* There. Is that better? Can I get you some...icetea maybe? Or.. foot lotion? Vibs: *is disgusted*

Viq: oh hi Fem. *waves* Vibs: ... *wanders over to Fem* - *picks him up, only holding his littletoe* you are ... a foot. YOu don't read news paper and you don't babysit. Freak. *drops Fem* Viq: VIBS!! Fem? Are you alright? Fem? Vibs, you broke one of his nails! *turns to the dazed foot*...

DAN!! As your mother I can't believe you would do such a thing! (yes I am his mother in cyperspace... gave birth to him when I was 2... right... :p) Go put on the sweater I knit for you immediately!

Hooray for you not turning anything but having an nonbirthday! :) Hope you had a lovely fake birthday!

- in the livingroom- Viq: If you were a chinacup what color would you have? -in the darkest jungle of africa- Vibs: HOW can that be important right now WE'RE HANGING ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF!!! - in the livingroom-Viq: ... No we're holding onto the edge of this ridiculously little sofa...

First thanks for a really nice history lesson Beebers :) It was really interesting to read. Anyway... I think somehow the past will always be associated with something that was better than now. Or more idyllic. Like when I think of my parents being together and how much greater that was, when...

(ppssst.. sorry to ruin your moment there but I'm still not sure you can say "Glad fødselsdag"... unless it's in Swedish or Norwegian. But you got "Til lykke med fødselsdagen" right ;) ) HOORAY!!!! Congrats Effy!! How old are you now again? Anyway hope you're having a fabulous day ! And keep...