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And@CensoredAlso, don't worry about getting older. I'll be turning 50 in a few short hours and still don't feel like I'm over 18. My midlife crisis had a whole decade to show up and never did. I've been roaming this planet longer than just about anyone else, ten presidents, and still do not feel...

I think it's ironic there's another school shooting the same day of another mass walkout 19 years after Columbine.

Facebook can be like a fun house mirror. Very distorted image. A lot of people love posting how perfect their life is. Dream house, dream job, perfect spouse, perfect kids who never cause any trouble, everything is wine and roses. It's hardly ever like that. Some people are just better than...

I usually get a few hundred back from the state. But federal worked out better (not because of Trump) but at my new job I started at the end of ''16, I had the maximum taxes taken out (claim married, 0 dependents). Not enough to buy a yacht, but pay a lot of bills. At least I might have enough...

That's what you get walking around with exposed nipples! 8)

I'd shoot him and serve him with tea. One hump or two? 8)

Stay away from any establishment called "International Buffet". There were a few locations around here until the Health Inspectors shut them down.

Tacocat. My favorite pallindrome. (That is a word spelled the same forwards and backwards, in case your professor asks). Beat out the Grateful Dead album Aoxomoxoa.

Enchiladas, rice, and refried beans! All you need now is a Dos Equiis to wash it down. 8)

Well, crapping out the window, you'd have to put a little effort in. Not that I ever did this, just in theory. Bombs away.

Would you ever consider making "Put Down the Dutchie" your theme song? Or would you just pass it to the right? 8)

I like the pink ones.

Hey @D'Snowth ! Guess who posted here the other day on the Classic Sesame board. The elusive enigmatic Ziffel! One of a select few farts older than me.

Well being motivated to make a move is the first step. It's too bad there are many out there who are in abusive environments, but stay there. Whether it's abusive parents, partners, spouses, bosses, some people suffer for years. But they don't make a move because of fear, or they get used to...

Suicide and homicide won't end well for anybody. My dad was just as abusive, and an alcoholic too. Made life impossible . So when I was 19, I moved out. Wasn't easy, I struggled for years, but I didn't have to live under his roof anymore. I don't want you to suffer, but if things get bad enough...

Originally when Paul wrote it for Ringo to sing, the line was "Would you throw tomatoes at me?" So glad he changed it. Pity poor Ringo or Joe Cocker getting pelted with tomato bombs. Eventually the line was used years later on Animaniacs (see "Woodstock Slappy"). Tell them the fuzzy guy sent ya.

You know sumptin? That is the best Beatle cover tune ever. I think Walmart is using it in a commercial now, showing people volunteering to help disaster victims or something. The Beatles had a zillion people cover their songs. Most versions are crap. But Joe Cocker nailed it.

Ziffel, is that really you????!!! Haven't heard from you in a year of Sundays! Now there is someone back on the forum older than me, no small feat! Pleasantries aside, I vaguely remember this one. Haven't seen this since Carter was president.

Myspace had it's share of bullying. But when Facebook was launched Zuckerberg made a proclamation that any inherent problems with MySpace would be a thing of the past. How did that work out for him? Sadly, anytime people can log in anywhere and express their views without consequences, or...

My vote for the earliest (1966) John Entwistle, "Boris the Spider". One of the coolest bass riffs too.