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One wench has a harelip. One wench has a club foot. One wench has a stutter. You still wanna sleep with one of them, so which wench will you winch?

Any special plans for...tomorrow?

Bob Ross is more famous now than when he was alive. Way back in the 80's when Joy of Painting started, you could literally fall asleep to the sound of his voice. The cure for chronic insomnia. I never painted like him, I was so mesmerized by how he could turn a blank canvas into a masterpiece...

Therapy came today and took a few steps without my walker. Next week I may be able to downgrade to a cane. And the 1,000th smile is mine!!! 8)8)8)

Yes, you heard me right. A few years back Hershey made these chocolate cherry cordial kisses for Valentine's Day, but these are even better. Have you ever seen white chocolate? They make Easter bunnies out of it, also white chocolate Kit Kats but the rest of the year not so much.

Well, they have standards to keep up. Just like in prison, if you're in for murder, nobody bothers you. But if you're a child molester, you are a walking target.

Big Bang Theory is overrated. Chicago Fire is underrated. But MST3k is just right.

Double down! 8)

Hershey has a new flavor of kisses (probably limited time only) pineapple coconut. White chocolate, no nuts or fruit for those with allergies, but tastes like a pina colada. Even the smell, if you open the bag and inhale deep, will give your brain a rush. @LittleJerry92, are you in with me?

In a movie, I wouldn't mind playing a good guy who dies. Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. When Jack Dawson eats it at the end, every woman in the theater was crying. That's powerful, when you got them in your hands like that. I don't care for him much in real life, but for two minutes there wasn't...

I felt betrayed when someone gave me a big round disc to put my drinks on. 8)

Orangeade even better. Limeade better still! 8)

50 was a great birthday. Had wonderful dinner, and now for the last few years a lot of people got me T-shirts. Got quite a few Muppets, a ton of Sesame, tie dyes, etc. This year got a Mr. Rogers and a Bob Ross. Neat. 50 and I still don't feel old. I hope all of you get to feel the same when...

No, I meant heralde.

Wait, back up. IS it your birthday? 4/21, same as me? I should be so honored to share it with you.

And we can hold CensoredAlso Heralde Day over till tomorrow. Merge with Earth Day. Celebrate life. Your life.

You're pretty decent yourself. You brought a lot of smiles this year.

The big 5-0. Very cool avatar, btw. 8)

Just like they used to tell us in kindergarten in the early 70's. On a rainy day, "Don't forget your rubbers!" Didn't hear that again until high school and I started dating.8)

Thanks, yes, this dinosaur roamed the earth for half a century now. But here's the thing: I do NOT feel old. I actually felt older when I hit 30. And the elusive Ziffel chimed in, and his muffins are older than mine! 8)