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Went to Chick Fil-A for the first time. There are only a few in New Jersey (right now), but man, that was the best chicken sandwich ever. I can’t eat potatoes, so the waffle fries were out. But the chicken tortilla soup was amazing.

You’re used to living in darkness.

I didn’t know Phyllis Diller was back from the dead.

No. Homer and Jethro (“I’m My Own Grandpa”) have them beat.

Another popular song at that tender age, if you wanted to tease somebody: Baby, baby Stick your head in gravy Wash it out with bubble gum And send it to the Navy! Which made no sense at all, but when one 6-year-old says that to another, you had him pegged!

Way back in first grade Sunday School, I got up in front of my peers and sang the following Christmas carol: Rudolph the two-gun cowboy Had a very shiny gun And if you ever saw it You would turn around and run. All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him nsmes They never let poor...

Two of the people I invited for Christmas tested positive. So it will just be my wife and me. @LittleJerry92, you’re still invited. Got a ten pound ham for Christmas Day. So on Friday you can meet Hammy Davis, Jr.

Hey, now you have a positive ID to report to the police and... Oh, wait. All police are racist, aren’t they? Dadgummit, you’re screwed. Oh, wait! Maybe a black cop can help you out. Ahh, but they’re race traitors, aren’t they? I heard a lot of that this past year, so, by golly, it MUST be true...

Since Day One, socially distancing and wearing a mask is all we ever could do. Lockdowns don’t work. You don’t have to look any further than California. Mayors and governors don’t even follow their own rules. So how can they expect others to follow what they won’t follow themselves?

That’s the effect of the pandemic the authorities tend to ignore. Stay locked down to flatten the curve. Close schools. Close businesses. But they didn’t take into account the depression that comes from isolation. Take it from someone who suffered a strong bout ten years ago. If depression...

And if you overcook a ham, you have tough pigs.😁

You remember that nursery rhyme when you were little? This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. Stop right there. I know pigs will eat practically anything- including garbage. Anything to fatten them up so we can eat THEM. But pigs...

The worst part is Gavin Newsom is enacting policies get won’t follow himself. He shuts down the whole state, but it’s okay for him to have a big dinner party with 30 people unmasked and close together. But if you have five friends over you could land in jail.

Well then, how do you like California? They now lead the country in new cases and the whole state of 40 million is locked down. Maybe you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe you need to come up here to New Jersey. So many things you’d find appealing. 1) Democrat Trump-hating governor...

How did they get two doses already? The first doses were given on Monday, and the follow-up dose is supposed to be 21 days later. Fauci approved of both the Pfizer and the ZModerna vaccine, both having a 95% effective rate. It’s not uncommon to feel symptoms after a vaccine. The first flu shot...

We’re bracing for the first big blizzard of the season. Expecting a foot or more. Not one flake has fallen yet, and the governor already declared a state of emergency. The amount of humidity in the air has a bearing on the snow. The drier the air, it’s light and powdery. The more damp air makes...

I’ll check with my doctor first. He’s going to get it. When he’s not in his office, he’s making rounds at the hospital. So he’ll be part of the first vaccine round, I’ll be second.

As far as COVID goes, rather than trying to mitigate the death count, many governors find it more convenient to lock everything down indefinitely. Things should be more promising now that the vaccine is being rolled out. I should be getting mine sometime this spring. Bill Gates shrugged off the...

With me it was the opposite. After three years of crashing in various places, I finally slept good in our new house. Because we knew we were home. Maybe where you’re living now is just a temporary stop. And it would be hard to sleep anyway with all the noise.

Yesterday somebody posted Sesame Street episode 330. This was from season 3, early 1972, around my 4th birthday. It was nice to see Rafael and Tom again. But the gem was the English version of “Windy”. I don’t even remember this from my youth, since it was so rare. Naturally, though, whenever a...