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Like many other things, Burger King used to be better. I’m not being biased because I used to work there. If I never darken BK’s doorstep again, no big loss.

PETA is nothing new. Even back in the 80s it was a hot topic on campus. Two things they were angry at the most: 1) in the 80s, it was still fashionable for ladies to wear fur coats. PETA shamed them. 2) It was common for cosmetic companies to test products by putting chemicals in bunnies eyes...

That attitude is being ramped up now in the form of “Climate Justice”. We are supposed to atone for the sins we levied against the climate over decades. For carbon emissions, air pollution, all that fun stuff. Holding this country accountable. After all, we cost Greta Thunberg her childhood. How...

“Martin Luther King wasn’t a Black hero. He was an American hero”. Morgan Freeman

That’s the paradox with the word “community”. Over in the vegan “community “, they’re prancing around like happy little smurfs. But there’s still a wide gap between us and them because we’re still attached to our meat, eggs and milk. Those poor defenseless cows being milked every day. Those...

Tomorrow I’m having friends over for dinner. I’m making sausage and peppers over angel hair. I’m not an alfredo fan, but if it gives you pleasure, that’s great.

Good news... beer is vegan!!! Yes, I’ve been aware of the self-righteousness of vegans, vegetarians, organic eaters for years. They look down on carnivores with this healthier-than-thou attitude. If that’s the lifestyle you choose, more power to you. But don’t shame me for having a steak...

A few days ago record producer Phil Spector died in jail after committing murder. If there was anyone you could call a musical genius, he was it. Absolutely brilliant producer, but very disturbed personality. Phil recorded his first hit at 17 with “To Know Him Is To Love Him”. Throughout the...

I remember in college the breadsticks used to be better. Domino’s big mascot in the 80s was called The Noid. This little red guy whose mission in life was for your pizza to arrive cold and stale. So Domino’s campaign was you’ll get your pizza in 15 minutes or less or it’s free. But then there...

4-year-old-me rememberers Charlotte Rae as Molly the Mail Lady. Like Tom and Rafael, and Hal Miller’s Gordon, didn’t last long. One sharp memory of Rae on Sesame. She was singing One of These Things. There were three balloons and a brick. Which doesn’t belong? The brick. The balloons fell to the...

Since I’ve gone through some of my drinking habits, I might as well finish the job. After beer and wine comes the hard stuff. This list is limited to two. Whiskey and gin. Never cared for vodka, never tried Everclear (that will knock you out of your tree), Gin and tonics, and the occasional...

It’s easy to miss there were a lot more girls in the first season. One of the castoffs was a young Molly Ringwald. She’s the same age as me. A few years later she would really hit her stride with “Sixteen Candles” and “The Breakfast Club”.

Come down here. There are two pizza joints within walking distance from my house. One is Branda’s, the other one Vincenzo’s. You’ll never want Domino’s again.

My 83-year-old mom got her vaccine.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. Yes, it’s true, nobody is born a racist. It has to be learned, or drilled into you. Racism stems from fear and ignorance. And it is not exclusive to white people. Two of the biggest flare ups occurred in the early 90s. There were riots in Crown Heights in...

Vanilla Ice ain’t got nuthin’ on you! 😎

If Gordon Ramsey can’t use them, Robert Irvine can. He’s one guy you don’t want to pee off. He can easily beat you up, and when he’s really mad, this vein sticks out of the side of his neck. Like he’s turning into the Hulk.

I have a quart of milk in the fridge. My wife puts a little in her coffee, I use some for cooking, but that’s it. We used to get gallons, but we drink so little and it goes bad. A few years back I switched to coconut milk. It’s easier to digest, and it has a much longer shelf life.

I’m not into cold pizza, but I do like cold chicken. I have a few wings in the fridge right now.

Well, New Jersey is as blue as the sky. Even before he was elected president, my family spent the last four years cursing his very existence. Not because of anything he did in office, but because of him. Ironic that they all benefited from his tax breaks, but let’s not bring up inconvenient...