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I’ll tell you what used to wear me out. Way back when I worked at Subway ( this is going back to 2003) these three guys used to come in all the time. They would order footlongs and make innuendos about whose footling was bigger. Locker room humor. From three guys older than me, certainly old...

Starr clear of foot longs!🥶

If you cook it long enough, and flip it over, the yolk will firm up so it won’t run.

If you get a fried egg on your burger, you’re in a good place.

No. If it’s dead, don’t touch it with your bare hands. As soon as something dies, flies and maggots start eating away. It’s Thanksgiving time and the mouse is dinner. I’ll tell you something that will really freak you out. One time I was fixing a boiler overnight. I had to check to make sure...

It’s not irrational to be afraid of mice. With my wife, her big fear is bugs. If there’s a spider or a moth (usually in the bathroom ) it’s my job to kill it. Last year there was a mouse in our pantry (he was trying to get into a bag of Oreos). I set a few traps, didn’t catch him. Then I found...

Sometimes Bob Keeshan was his own worst enemy. He hated the fact Sesame had their own merchandise, thinking it was a commercial sell out. However, the Captain had his own line of books, records and toys. Even in the early days, he was plugging his stuff. “Hey kids! Buy this puzzle!” I had a 45...

Cory S. says LONG LIVE DMV! Huzzah!!! Gnatly!!!🥶

Home Depot should have tiles like that. Maybe cost a little more, but you can take it right home and not have it lost in the mail.

Putting labels (even their own titles) is one thing. Canceling them is something else. Gone With the Wind for example. Last year l frosts were screaming how it portrayed slavery. Yes, it portrays how things were at that time, but it doesn’t glorify slavery. It is worth noting, Hattie McDaniel...

Disney is becoming too woke for its own good. Get this. The Muppets are considered culturally offensive because of the Swedish Chef. Other Disney titles deemed offensive are The Aristocats, Swiss Family Robinson, Dumbo, and Peter Pan. If I were Disney I’d give the Muppets back to the Henson...

No, nothing kinky.

Here’s the deal.. Coke Freestyle is a machine some restaurants have. You can get Coke, Sprite, Fanta, any Coke product. Then you can add flavors-cherry, lemon, peach, vanilla, the combinations are endless. All you do is touch the screen and the machine does the rest. And Snowthy can get iced tea...

Man, I haven’t been sledding in ages. There used to be a golf course nearby with a very steep hill (appropriately named Dead Man’s Hill) Everybody would come with sleds, toboggans, inner tubes, anything to slide down. It took a while to get to the top, but the ride down was awesome. If you’re...

Fuddrucker’s (there’s one next town over) was one of the first places to have Coke Freesyle. Endless flavor combinations. And Snowyhy, they have plenty of non-carbonated options too, and plenty sugar free options for me.

Slowly starting to watch every Muppet Show episode. Rita Moreno was the first one. I remember being eight years old when this stuff was brand-spankin new. Anyone who watched Sesame Street knew Kermit, but what about this bear and this pig? in a short time, the Swedish chef became my favorite.

Rude people are everywhere. But sometimes you have to pick your battles carefully. Most rude people aren’t worth the time of day. However, if someone personally got in my face, I wouldn’t be shy about putting them in their place.

Speaking of burgers, anybody ever had Fuddrucker’s? Unusual name for a burger joint, but their burgers are every bit as good as Five Guys, Smashburger, or any other high end joint. Their smallest burger makes a Big Mac look like a slider.

I had the same thing. Hurt like a MF. Amoxicillin should clear it up, but a doctor has to prescribe it for you.