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One time e a few years back I ran through McD’s drive/through. Just to get a quick cheeseburger. The cheese wasn’t even melted. The pickles were warmer than the me Alex, I know you might like to go there at this time of year for a Shamrock shake. I loved them when I was little. Ten years ago, I...

I do all the cooking at home since I’ve been on Disability. My wife works, so I’m the househusband. We still like to go out to eat (it gets me out of the house). If we go out with friends, we’ll go somewhere a little upscale than some fast food chain. For me going out once a month is a pretty...

Denny’s used to have really good breakfast. Gave IHOP a good run for their money. Too bad the one by me closed. One of the problems, in this neck of the woods, there’s a diner on every corner, and Denny’s couldn’t compete with that.

If that doesn’t kill the mice, the sonic boom would probably make them deaf.

My wife has a new hobby. There are a bunch of websites like Iboughtta, Shopkick, Fetch, etc. You buy stuff, it automatically takes discounts off, so you get stuff practically free. Because she works for CVS, she gets some amazing deals. CVS has these things called ExtraBucks, where you buy, say...

In a few more years I’ll qualify for the Senior discount. Too bad we don’t have a Denny’s around anymore, or I’d really be cleaning up.

I can understand pancakes by themselves are very dry, they need something. One thing I miss about IHOP, they used to have the syrups in little pitchers on th table. Maple, strawberry, boysenberry, and blueberry. Each one is strong enough to give you a contact high. Chocolate chip pancakes are...

My generation missed Lunchables/ Pukables .For what you pay for them, you’re better off making a sandwich at home. The Capri Sun seems to be the best part of the deal.

Back in the bygone days of Blockbuster, I think the limit was five. If you wanted to rent more, it might cost an extra dollar a day or so. The idea was to rent a movie or two for the weekend, and that was your big outing. Some would charge a little extra if you didn’t rewind.

There was a commercial a number of years ago of this fat kid sitting in his room playing video games. His only social interaction was yelling at Grandma to get him a Pepsi. As far as suicide goes, having struggled with it myself, having thoughts like that is not selfish. But it’s definitely not...

Cauliflower is almost the same as broccoli. Either raw or cooked it needs some dressing up. But both are extremely good for you.

I wish I still had my steamer. Cooked broccoli perfectly. Ten minutes, and you have these nice green florets, a little crunch (definitely not mushy). And a nice vibrant green. Not washed out when it gets boiled to death.

Gramps gave it his best shot. Like the boy said, plow your face in there. The only eating contest I was ever in, in college, eating a pound of jello with a whole can of whipped cream on top. Hands behind your back. Five contestants, I came in third. Jello and whipped cream up my nose, in my...

It’s true that after you eat, you spend time in the bathroom. The only way around that is simple. Don’t eat. Save your money for something important.

No. You’re paying for someone else’s labor. Somebody killed and butchered your cow so you can have a steak. Someone else purified and bottled your water so you don’t have to dig a well and get the water yourself. unless you completely live off the land, hunt and fish for your dinner, grow your...

At first I thought this was an isolated incident. I had no idea there’s THIRTY or more out there. It makes me wonder how much is real and how much is fake. It still doesn’t condone his behavior. He gets mad so he breaks something. The parents are partially to blame for not disciplining him. From...

I’ll also say this. Being on a number of boats, from small charter boats Like this to big aircraft carriers, the captain is in charge. Being on someone’s boat is like being in someone’s house. You do NOT show disrespect like this. Behavior like this in the Navy would land you in serious trouble...

If the captain didn’t push him over, I would have. “I don’t wanna hear reggae! I want rap!!” Straight out of Compton, folks. He’s running with the Crips!

Hey kid! You’re bleeding? Here, pour some vinegar on it! If I ever talked to my grandmother like that, wait til my dad got through with me. Grandma, that paddle ain’t gonna do it.A baseball bat will get the job done.

If that was my kid, I’d break his arm. My first car was a 1975 Plymouth Duster with 200k miles on it. A lot of kids’ first cars are beat up wrecks. Mine was a beat up wreck. But it was MY wreck, and I cherished it. I didn’t get a new car until after college. My parents didn’t pay for it, I did...