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I’ve done two stints of working phones like that. Both were extremely short-lived. It is so much easier to deal with people face to face, as opposed to a voice on a phone hundreds of miles away. Sometimes you can’t resolve conflicts on the phone, and it’s no fun having someone ripping you a new...

The times I dealt with Financial Aid (although I never qualified), at least they treated me like a human being. I’ve worked retail, worked in restaurants, dealt with the public a lot. As hard as it is sometimes, you have to put on a brave face. Customers can dump on you, but you can’t dump on...

Same here. A few years back I was there to get my car inspected. The clerk mumbled to me like he had marbles in his mouth. Then he started screaming at me like a banshee. DMV employees seem like the most miserable people on earth. The people at the post office don’t seem so bad. Ten years...

Oreo has been putting out a number of unique flavors over the last few years. Last summer the had a Key Lime version. Fantastic!

For the last time, I’m not giving the shooter any excuses. It doesn’t make the crime any less heinous if the shooter was Black, Hispanic, or Asian. It doesn’t make the grief for the victim’s’ families any less tragic. And I am sick to death of anyone with a victim mentality. It makes it so...

One thing the media is neglecting to report, is according to the latest available statistics (2018), 24% of all hate crimes against Asians are committed by whites, and 27% are criminals mmitted by blacks. If a black person kills an Asian, that’s horrible. Any murder is horrible, regardless of...

I wish I had a massage parlor in my living room too.🥶

All new drugs have side effects. Ten years ago or so a new pill came out for knee joint pain. One of the side effects was you might develop an addiction to gambling. Who could see that coming? Another potential side effect to add to your list is simultaneous constipation and diarrhea.

Holy crap on a stick. All this week I’ve been home nursing a bad cold. Little did I know I was out purging non-whites, in the name of cleansing all that’s wrong with Murka. Wait til my wife finds out. She’d never believe I could multitask that well.

Everyone will have different side effects. Some may feel a little sick, some may feel nothing at all.

Warner Brothers owns a lot of MGM property now, not that anybody cares.

As the resident Straight White Christian around here, I don’t excuse his actions. Having a bad day does not justify snuffing anybody out. He’ll still have to go to trial, and he deserves to go to jail for a long time. But being a white Christian does not give him a free pass.

Not exactly food related, but close. When I was little, kids ate Luden’s cherry cough drops like they were candy. They used to come in a box of twenty. They weren’t individually wrapped, so they tended to stick together. Back at n grade school, kids used to trade candy a lot. I’ll give you two...

Oh, never mind. I just googled what it was.

He had his lips done... and I can only imagine a Brazilian must be some kind of wax job.

Then your teeth will start to fall out, and that invites more problems.

I used to eat bananas when I was little, like they were going out of style. They’re one of the best foods for you. Potassium is also in oranges so I had to give those up too.

Well, kid, you can go back to your room and drink by yourself. Meghan McCain might still show up IF you smile. Who wants to be around a sourpuss like you? Was that a whine or a hissy fit?

Even if you’re poor, as a teacher, you can still get a toothbrush and toothpaste at the Dollar store. The only worse breath than not brushing your teeth is people who smoke.

I used to love McD’s fries, in that little red cardboard box. unfortunately, the fries have two things that are especially not good for me. Salt and potassium. So bye bye fries.