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Despite the fact it's only April, I've already got this year's Christmas card planned.

Am I the only one who despises how most cartoons have looked in the past 10-15 years? Why do so many cartoon characters these days have such large heads with round eyes and mishapen noses, and limbs like limp noodles?

How do you weigh Millennials?

Yeah, neither @LittleJerry92 or I would know anything about that, obviously. Seriously, this ought to be one of those "rules" of the internet. Rule XYZ: if a female cartoon character exists, she's someone's waifu.

You mean like Ed? :P I've had a pie in the face before (as in the age-old gag), but I have to say . . . it really was rather unpleasant: you'd be surprised how incredibly hard it is to breathe when you've got a pie in your face, it's almost like suffocation.

Marlboro Light 100s are my dad's choice of cigarettes, but I don't believe he has ever smoked as many as three packs a day . . . maybe less than a pack a day when his smoking was at its heaviest. Up until now, he had been tapering off a little bit, mainly because the price of cigarettes has gone...

A couple of reasons: it's something I do every once in a while, just to do something different, by having a different colored Yoshi each day. Also, to commemorate the upcoming tenth anniversary of my MORON LEAGUE SEQUEL! short, which featured three Yoshis.

After nearly a lifetime of smoking, the consequences are finally catching up for my 75-year-old dad: not only will he soon have to undergo surgery to try to open up his clogged carotid arteries, but he'll now have to be hooked up to oxygen. At the same time, all of this seems to have finally...

I see it now, you're right. It seems like, at least on my end, this is mostly affecting videos that are longer than a certain amount of time (such as longer the 4 minutes).

Nobody knows anything about the origin of the fire, but as soon as I saw the footage on TV, my first thought was this was another terrorist attack by ISIS or something, given the way the world is today (and that Paris seems to be a favorite target for ISIS).

For today, I hate all of you. Winter ended two and a half months ago, and April's been mostly above average this year. Matter of fact, winter never lasts through March, let alone April down here. Never. The latest winter has ever lasted has been the first week of March a few years back, but...

"Finally starting to bloom"?! Everything's been blooming for two and a half months!! More than half the trees are already in full green!!

Seeing the news of Notre Dame being up in flames (and that the cathedral's stire has collapsed as a result), I honestly couldn't help but think about Frollo burning down parts of Paris in search of Esmeralda.

Well, I kind of just recently narrated a documentary about my catalog of work on YouTube, so that kind of takes care of that. You know, I honestly have recurring nightmares like this occasionally? I think part of it is because tornadoes fascinate me (as does most extreme weather), but I'm also...

So not only is YouTube back to their old trick of not even you showing you new uploads from channels you're subscribed to until a number of days after the new videos were uploaded, but here's a little something I just learned from another struggling small YouTuber who noticed something else was...

Or cowboys who sound like John Wayne?

UpTV.

That'd be like bringing in Ed from ED, EDD N EDDY, Ed from GOOD BURGER, Ed from THE LION KING, and asking which is the dopiest Ed. :P

Give you a bucket of fried chicken and let you pass out where you drop. PUNCTUATED! FOR! EMPHASIS!

For whatever reason, I'm suddenly remembering this episode: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_4046 But, more specifically, the recurring theme of "Something in the Air Today." And it's funny, I actually don't remember this being a Season 34 (one of my favorite seasons) episode; I was...