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  1. Beauregard

    Canerica!

    Good morning Canericians! Bea:zany:{I'd think of something more witty to say...but I'm tired.}regard
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    This is a special day for a Hanna-Barbera/Jim Henson fan!

    Don't forget the Bob Hope fan in you also. ;) Happy Birthday dude!
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    Mmmm...pizza....mmm..fraggles...mmm...azzip...mmmM Oh, I kinda went backwards halfway thorugh there...odd.
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    Bo: Who's Ryan? KA: Mine. Little joke. Moppet: Avast ye, and send yer little jokes overboard... Me: I think this whole conversation has gone overboard...we were actually gathered to discuss methods of returning KA to his former glory as Snowth's worst enemy. Father: I thought we were hear to...
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    KA: Will everybody please quieten their wide open traps, and allow our most excellent spokesperson to rise and speak? Me: Thank you... Bo: Thank you... Me: Which one are you? Bo: I'm the tall one.
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    Very well. *bangs gavel* The meeting of alternate identies will now begin. KA: Yes. I should imagine that it will. Father: It shall. KA: Do not attempt to correct my grammatical statements. Parker: *mimicy voice* Don't try to correct my... Father: Typical...
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    Drats...totally gotta work at that...*dials for pizza, and calls for meeting of alternate identities in Mind Meeting Room A*
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    If A Genie Granted You Three Wishes...

    Oh I so totally agree with you...so long as it's proper, planet-eating pheonixi, not nancy Pheonixes with bad skin dissorders (X-men 3).
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    Eh...you're probably right...Statler doesn't have a beard...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *slides out beside ths sofa, into Christy's room, and out the door* Beau: *keeps chipping, then turns around to find everyone gone* Ooh...another ice age? Bobo: *squeazes out of the room with Bo* It was nice knowig you buddy. *slaps Bo on the back, throwing him accidently out the door*...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Quick, move the sofa, move the... Bobo: *lifts sofa* Uuch...where'd cha want it? Bo: Anywhere Bean is. Bean: *leaps in front of the hole to Christy's room* We cannot leave! We must stick together! Bobo: *drops sofa on Bean, in front of hole* Bo: We need another exit... Beau: *still...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: You know we never did fix that hole to Christy's room... Bobo: Oh, oh, I know! It just has that sofa in front of it. Bo: ...You knew that? Bobo: Oh, yes sir, I just didn't want to mention it. Beau: *aims hairdryer at freezer* Bean: Great! Now we can build a boat and float out!
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Tyical...we're trapped by pirates. What is this, the most complicated sit-com on earth? Bobo: I could check the tv guide? Beau: We used it for defroasting the freezer... Bo: Why are you doing that again?
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *knocks on the door from inside* Prawnie? Is that you? Would you let us out? Bobo: *knocks on the floor* Maybe there's some kind of passage or... Bean: *leaps on Bo's shoulder and knocks on his head* Hel-lo, we are going to die here! Beau: *knocks on wood* *shrugs* It helps.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bobo: Do we have an icepack lying around here, someplace, mebbe? Bean: I'll get one! *runs to the kitchen and starts chipping ice out of the freezer* Bo: ... Here, I'll find something... Beau: Something? Or Something? Is there a difference? Bo: Maybe we could just use the phone, and call...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beau: *ear against door* Who's Stan? Bobo: Stan back, the door's coming down. *runs towards door* Bean: *bounces into Bobo's way* I love you! Don't leave us! Bobo: *trips and lands in a rolling heap* Bo: *leaving against wall* This is why we turn off television?
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *locked in room* This would be so much better if Bean could fit out of the window... Bean: *bounces off the walls* We are prisoners, together, forever! We'll die here, starved, but happy! Holding hands! Bobo: I bet 'cha I could break that door down with my bare hands... Beau: Bear hands...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Hey, Count, I am serious about moving out. But it's got nothing to do with our age old dissgruntlement, just that I've never really been able to keep up with the Dorms and only get to post here about once a month or something, so it seems odd to stay here as a resident. I'll be sure to still pop...
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    New movies coming out...

    Ridler too now...Maybe we'll have a movie montage of villians Batman has taken down...and then begin the movie in Arkam Asylam where they plot an escape, bust through the wall, and start a wave of terror over Gothem... Oh heaven help us if they do. *shivers and screams*
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    Wembly is a WOMAN?

    Bart is voiced by a woman...it's so easy to get him and Winnie the Pooh confused...
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