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  1. Beauregard

    Am I the only one?

    "Millions watch with bated breathes, only one question on their minds, will she sell seashells by the seasore, or will she fail and be fired as a hopeless Apprentice, meanwhile, we have to ask, how does Mary Mary quite contrary grow her most excellent Big Brother garden?"
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    But...what if Santa is really a lame anagram of Statler (with an added L, a T for an N and some switched vowels)? After all, he does have Waldorf the Red Nosed Reindeer as a side-kick...
  3. Beauregard

    The ask Jim Lewis thread is now open

    I think, I may be wrong, that Rowlf sang that song on "Ol' Brown Ears is Back." Thank you so much Jim for answering the questions, and Dwayne for organizing all this!
  4. Beauregard

    "happy Birthday Jerry Nelson!"

    Happy Birthday Jerry! Robin has touched our lives. The Count taught us to Count. Floyd...reminds us we are human. Thanks for bringing all these awesome people to life. I hope you are well and have a fantasticly successful year.
  5. Beauregard

    Random Ramblings

    I feel your pain...I want to say Chatanuga Choo Choo, but I shall resist. Bea:zany:{*pauses* Oh dang...}regard
  6. Beauregard

    Where's Vic - or, How I Learned to Love New Jersey

    Do you have rainbow striped paint, by any chance, for the big finish?
  7. Beauregard

    One of my best friends is dead!

    It's another day, so I wanted to come back and say that we're still thinking, praying and supporting you. *hugs* *hugs* *hugs*
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    New movies coming out...

    Hmm...much as I want to see Two-face, I'd be rather annoyed if they went in the "duel villians team up against Batman" direction, following the Burton movies and Spiderman. It's always driven me crazy when two villains suddenly get along in search of a common goal...they should at least be...
  9. Beauregard

    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    But, but, but! KA would never do that to you! Oops...
  10. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *stretches, and emerges, blinking, into the light of the hallway* I swear I haven't left that room in a hundred years. Bobo: I swear I have't eaten in a hundred years. Bean: I SWEAR! Wait...no... Beau: My mummy said never to swear... Bo: Look...guys...I have to tell you something, my...
  11. Beauregard

    Wembly is a WOMAN?

    Perhaps he's really Santa?
  12. Beauregard

    Preorder the Animal Muppet Replica

    Gotta ask...what is with the pink moustache goin' on that Animal? Much appologies if this has been raised (unlike his eyebrows) in the past on this thread.
  13. Beauregard

    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    I think I had it in my other pants? *checks* Oh wait...I have no other pants.
  14. Beauregard

    RELEASE NEW DARK CRYSTAL 2 INFO [unofficial plea to Henson Inc.]

    Well, you know what they say...if life hands you lemons, make a sequel to Dark Crystal.
  15. Beauregard

    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    Hmm...I dunno...the Penguin is kinda a mascot for MC aready. We had a whole 'name the penguin' thing going on at one point (Zany, was the final name decision) and he's kinda been a Prawnie Icon ever since. I vote...since most of our conversations are somewhat shocking...:eek: as mascot of the...
  16. Beauregard

    Muppet Mockumentary Pilot Filmed

    So...they went from Kermit's Christmas Capers...to Kermit's World Tour...to Muppet Mockumentary...to Muppet's Teach Tech...to Muppet Mini-Movies? Gee, Muppet news just gets better and better! Bea:zany:{Sense the sarcasm...sanse the sarcasm...}regard P.S. I'm really not this cynical...I...
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    Ok...let's all sit down and have a good, long, grown up chat about this. When a piece of bread is put into a toaster, toast is made. Wait...what? Now I just confused myself.
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