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I found that the day the new board opened. It was so cool spying on everyone. But now, everyone gets to spy on me... :eek:

LOL!!! But the question is, why would Bill want to borrow himself? :)

Right, of course. How silly of me to forget... ;)

Indeed. It's like the laws of nature or something (or Newton? Or is that the Constitution? I can never remember)... ;)

Don't you love how this thread, started over the concern of Jerry Nelson's health, has suddenly turned into When Good Pets Go Bad? Ah, the MC magic at it's best!

Another one of my dogs, Willabee, likes to wake up my parents by jumping up on their bed. Did I mention that Willabee is a BIG dog?

Every membership comes with a muffin and a restraining order! ;)

LOL! I speak the truth! :)

True, there *is* a Bill Barretta Appreciation thread going on, but c'mon. Bill deserves more than that! Plus Jackie dared me to create this thread... :D BBB!

I have a poodle. She is pretty evil (she used to come into my room and wake me up by licking the inside of my ear. That's one way to start your day!). However ladybugs are pure, EVIL. I know, I speak from experience... KISS OF DEATH!

That's awesome! Now if only they could do a Bill Barretta action figure... :D

But he has no idea what I'm thinking! For I have made a hat out of plastic wrap and duct tape! That's protects me from everything! Except ladybug attacks. You just can't prevent those...

My signature is a little long (but it's not too long, or at least I hope it isn't), and I know it is. I'm just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too lazy to change it. When people start chasing after me with flaming torches and pitchforks, I *might* consider changing it... :D

We get stupid calls all the time. Mostly on Sundays, people asking if we're open and wanting to know our hours. Some people have started answering the phone, "Air Force Museum Gift Shop, open from 9 to 5." Then the person on the other phone would ask, "Is this the Air Force Museum."...

It's a doozy! ;)

Nah, we just have a lot of morons here...

LOL! If not, *demand* why. Be sure to say you came all the way from Idaho or something like that... :D

Oh, it's not the snow. I love snow. It's the idiots who feel that if they drive *really* fast, it will magically make the roads free of all snow and ice! :)

As some of y'all know, I live in Ohio. And right now, we're in the middle of a winter storm. Lots of snow, it's awesome. Anyway, it started Friday night, and yesterday. Yesterday a lot of places closed down due to the weather (the Air Force Museum closed at noon). Well today we got even more...

Don't we all! :D Happy Billentine's Day!!! :D