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    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    I'm late, I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say, hello, goodbye! I'm late I'm late, I'm late! *is eaten* Thaaaaaank yoooou. *thinks* Oooh, this is the entrance to Wonderland...which would make me the White Rabbit.
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    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    Which probably means I should cast some votes before someone casts me out into the cold *is stuck to a wicket* Who brought cricket in here?
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    George: *as the Sheriff* I command...er...est ye to unhand...to hand over...to...Where are my lines again? Bo: All over your face, you old Sherriff! Mildred: Hey! That Janitor is my...thing, lay off him! Bo: I was only joking, fair maiden! Beau: Yeah, don't be unfair...um...maiden!
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :eek: - Mee mee meep! :confused: - Oh, Beaker, what are you talking about...of course it's not dangerous out here. :zany: - *quack* (Those two are easy to write dialogue for...)
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    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    *smacks crocodile* Oh, but can you tell me the time? I'm running late...
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    Muppets vs Uni - Tales of Muppets & Me

    Actually, they knew him as "that cute rabbit from that Christmas Muppet film." Hey, did I mention that I had a dream about Miss Piggy the other night? In the dream, I was at home with my parents and brothers and sisters, and, oddly enough, Miss Piggy was sat on the sofa nearby. Now, we all...
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :halo: MAN! MAN!...wait... :p - Bert, Bert...hey Bert...are you following this? :( - Ernie...I would be, but my car broke down back at the gas station...
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    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    *sneaks in* *glances around* *sneaks back out*
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beau: You don't...I'll take them. *rip* Bo: Prawnie! Put some clothes on! Mildred: *covers eyes*
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :halo: - WOMAN! WOMAN! ...Oh, Pig... :o - Kermit! Kermit! Kermit! Kermit! You need to here this joke... :coy: - Does he even realise the frog is tied to a chair?
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Er...Prawnie, you realise those were meant to be more like winter tights, and less like pantyhose, right? Yours practically look like the Gonzo poser's nose. *little dig there...*
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    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    Only if I can be Captain Hook...Wait! Ahhh! Get that crocodile away from me! -- And worse! Get those weird plastic croc shoes off me feet!
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    (I can't help wondering how Red would know?) ;) - Swaehb? Sounds intrigueing! :mad: - Intrigue! Danger! Boy have you come to the right place for that...! :) - *tied to a chair* Sheesh...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Ryan? I mean Prawnie? I mean...Will Scarlet? Is that you? And do you know how fetching you look in green tights and long johns? Mildred: Would you just get a ladder? Bo: Can I finish seranading you first? Mildred: Fine! Bo: Comest thou down! Mildred: Am I Maid Marrian, or a cat caught...
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    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    Well...Cindy sounds like Wendy...or at least endy's in the same last letter, so... Which would make Luke John (Matthew Mark, wait...), and...hmm...Warrick Micheal?
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :shifty: - Swaehb! :rolleyes: - Do jous even know what that means? :shifty: - Er...should I?
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Meanwhile...in a room now filled with trees and forestry... Bo: *dressed as Robin Hood* I beseach ye, come down from there, fair maiden! Mildred: *up a tree* If ye wantest me down, why dids't ye just put me up here! Beau: *as Little John* How long have we been down here? George: *as...
  18. Beauregard

    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    No reason...*shifty eyes* Although I'm thinking it was his magic dust that transformed the menu's into what they are today...
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :sing: - Did someone see my honeh'? :flirt: - Like right below you on the charts, fer sure... :coy: - Sorry Mrs P...he's already taken...I think...
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    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    Have you seen Jamie lately?
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