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  1. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Robin Hood: *sits down and waits for the arrivel of King Arthor* I always wondered if Robin existed in his time, or the more popular notion of King Richard...
  2. Beauregard

    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    Ooh...it's rather close in this green smokey tuft...wanna move your foot?
  3. Beauregard

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    *vantriliquizes* Gig glue gottle of gear!
  4. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *as Robin Hood on a log, in a room full of water* Ed, watch out with that trident I have pictures on the wall! *pause* Well, now I don't... Beau: I'll try and find a plug...
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :zany: - Quack. :zany: - Quack quack. :shifty: - *crunch*
  6. Beauregard

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    Sugar? Me? Nope...I just haven't had a real cup of tea since I gave it up for New Years...HELP ME!
  7. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *still dressed as Robin Hood* You realise by turning into a merman in the middle of a Robin Hood scene based on the history and past of traditions and rites and rights of my home contry, you just ruined my entire life's work trying to prove Robin Hood was real?
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :boo: - Normal Muppets? :sleep: - That would be like sane people posting at MC! :boo: - What is that place anyway?
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    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    *dissapears in a puff of blue smoke* *dissembodied voice: Darn it!*
  10. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *as dorm room fills with water* Someone hand him a shirt...and an oar...And no one open the door to the halls, because we don't wanna damp the carpets... George: *as pirate* Yo ho...ho...
  11. Beauregard

    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :grouchy: - There an oxymoran...
  12. Beauregard

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    What am I, a tree? *looks at self* Good heavens! Someone call the Witch Doctor...and tie up the dog!
  13. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Maybe we should skip to the part were Robin Hood battle pirates...I need to research that too. Beau, start chopping down these trees and turn on all the faucets.
  14. Beauregard

    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :grouchy: - What? He has room, and I have to stay in this cramped old trashcan? ...I love that!
  15. Beauregard

    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    Princess? Great...when did we slip into Cinderella?
  16. Beauregard

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    *muffled* Now did Nowth nurn into a ghost?
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    Your Thoughts: New Smilies

    :cry: - Wanna sit with me, Wembly? :hungry: - Uuurch! Ratski mousey mousey! :shifty: - You called?
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    PLEASE Tell me Phil Saw His Shadow!

    *whispers harshly* I expected you to follow me to Wonderland...not stay and chat with my captor...I was sat there drinking mice and feeling all silly without someone to play the Queen of Hearts to try and remove my head appendage!
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Mildred: If I'm going to be up here all day, at least hand me my knitting and my Encyclopedia... Bo: I think your Encyclopedia was recycled to make our forest fortress, and the knitting was the tights...anything else you want instead?
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