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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: Yeah, young Moppet, we may need to have a serious sit down chat after this... Moppet: *rolls eyes* I stopped listening at about the third abbreviation...*tosses keys from hand to hand*
  2. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    Switch Pitchforks for Percentage signs, people, and we'll storm the MC Castle! [Is it true that people can't read what we're saying inside brackets?] Alternately, we could simply hyjack *'s and no one would have any action for days...*shifty eyes* Not that some of us get any anyway...
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: Your feet never were the same after you took up ballet and coal-walking at the same time... Moppet: *looks from MtBUCMwMEUBYBUS to Hevej* Is there something I should know about? Hevej: Not now, son, adults are talking.
  4. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    Hold the fight a moment, while I set £ on a ship over from England...he should be there in a week or so...That's the kind of heavy-weight action we need, the 'Pound' as he was known in his wrestling league... It's hard to have a revolution filled with ravenous exclaimations without actually...
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *coughing* Did you ever meet my step-son? *indicates Moppet* Moppet: Right...I'm guessing you don't have keys to this slumber party though, Jackie? Hevej: *to MtBUCMwMEUBYBUS* I remarried...
  6. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    Viva volla volovons, my friend...Aha! Appears the Elipsis remain unscathed...If the multi-dot can remain, why not the multi-point and the multi-mark? Bring forth the Almighty $ VLP!
  7. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Moppet: Jack, lad, you appear to be in denile... Hevej: De nile! *aside to M the BUCM who May End Up BYBUS* That's where we first met. *to Moppet* He's in de-jail...actually...
  8. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    *dials C for Cows, P for Poptarts, and G for Golden Girls* I sense a war is starting that will not be settled with words...this is a war that can only be settled with Punctuation Points! Ladies, Gentlemen, rip apart your typewritters and start loading your ladels with '!'s and '?'s, for before...
  9. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: Guards! Look! A shiney thing, arr! Guard: A shiney thinger? *turns and-* Moppet: *hits guard with mop and bucket* A shiney ringer! Hehe... Hevej: Nice work, son, now get this cell open! *double take* Morganna the Big Ugly Cell-Mate is that really you?
  10. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    Question! Exclaim? Do not deny! *pokes at Sesame section with upside down (* ¡Viva la Punctuation!
  11. Beauregard

    Drew And Victor's Extraordinary Group of Overly Enthusiastic Little Zifflers

    Oh really...And yet they've always been said in simultanious sentences. Never "Drew Massey and Victor Yerrid..." always, "Drew and Victor, Massey and Yerrid respetively." Scoot...get your butt over to Sam Plenty!
  12. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    Rally the troops, bring out the ellipsises, hand over the asterixs! Punctuation, this is a call to war! *grabs handfull of &'s, $'s and )'s* But seriously (Serious? Aha!) it is annoying only being able to exclaim or question in a singular fashion... ¡Viva la Punctuation!
  13. Beauregard

    Together Again: A Muppet FanFiction

    My first thought in the London bombings was, "Is Luke alright? Where does Warrick live? Was anyone else from MC in London?"
  14. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: Moppet, son, stick with me...*walks up to the guards who are stepping onto the helipad* I'm transporting a prisoner...something of a mental patient... Guard: And why are you dressed like a pirate? Hevej: Aaaarrr, did you miss the memo? Father/Moppet: I think I did as well...since...
  15. Beauregard

    Together Again: A Muppet FanFiction

    Ok, the purpose of Fan-fiction is to examine posibilities...What if's, if you will. What if Kermit had to return to the Swamp? What if Robin's parents were divorced? What if someone tried to bulldoze Sesame Street? What if Kermit was never born, or Kermit died, or, etc... This is a story that...
  16. Beauregard

    Together Again: A Muppet FanFiction

    I forgot to mention in my first post, that I loooove how the first sentence firmly establishes them in the bussle of the city!
  17. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *lands helicopter on the roof of a black and white striped building, where the Helicopter pad has the letters "MCC" "Muppet Central Cells" Father: Pssst! What are we DOING here! Hevej: Breaking out an old friend... Father: If it's Ron, I'm out of this adventure. Hevej...
  18. Beauregard

    Pre-Wedding Jitters ~ A Series of Short Muppet Fan-Fiction Stories

    When Dr Bunsen Prawniedew, it's defiantly testers that need luck...BEAKER, GET IN HERE!
  19. Beauregard

    Together Again: A Muppet FanFiction

    Oh, Prawnie, there you are. Do you have any hot chocolate, I'm looking for some.
  20. Beauregard

    Drew And Victor's Extraordinary Group of Overly Enthusiastic Little Zifflers

    At last! I've been waiting for a Drew Massey (and Victor Yerrid) club for a very very long time now! Or, since I started watching Sam Plenty. I think that he is fantasticly inspired as Sam Plenty. And, for all fan members, be sure to watch Episodes 5 and 6...For obvious enough reasons...*ahem*
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