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  1. Beauregard

    Seriously though, can we have our punctuation back?

    Sure the war, the streaking, and the picketting have been fun...but we'd like some recognition and some change now. It's a serious question, can it be taken up my mods or Phil? We'd like the Exclaimation mark and Question mark rule removed. Is that possible? And can we see it happen please? Beau
  2. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    Just don't think this is over...I refuse to put any clothing until the punctuation rule is changed and we are allowed at least three exclaimation marks and question marks. *leaves thread* Bea:zany:{Though I might grab a robe...}regard
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mrs Moppet Senior: *smashing through front window-ish-things of train and taking out the driver and ticket man* If it's a mirage, I've just broken, I'm hoping for more than 7 years good luck...
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *to Mig/Mother* Well...are you sure, as I'm certain I saw it slip of this pretty neck of yours...*reaches to clip necklace around M's neck* And I mean that in a non-vampirish way, you understand... -- Elsewhere, Mrs Moppet Senior releases her cling on the rockface and hurtles...
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: If it's my eye, you want, I can offer you my nose, ears, heart, and other body organs as well... Parker: *internal voice* Very smooth... Father: *ahem* Tell me...do you know anything about this cock'a'bull town? Or the train that runs through it? Or the federal reserve? Parker...
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *mouth dry* I...um...you...um...something...said you wanted...to meet me? Parker: *internal voice* Lemme handle this... Father: *slides towards her* My dear, I heard you needed me...and I have brought you *whips a bottle and glasses from behind back* something to set you at ease...
  7. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *staring at drink and note* This is hardly the time to start being hit-on by a local... Hevej: On the other hand, you're wife's dissapeared and your in the Western times drowning your sorrows in iced tea with lemon...Oh, and in a different time-period. You know what they say about...
  8. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    Something about streaks... Bea:zany:{*streaks*}regard
  9. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    We need to draw a little more attention to this thread...Maybe streaking IS the answer...! ! !
  10. Beauregard

    Title This Thread for Me

    I was heading here to make a joke about maybe them being British and redubbed into American, but maybe that's true then. :p Although British Commercials are usually very different from American ones, because we're oh so much more classy.
  11. Beauregard

    Veterans may remember me

    *stares* Oh my gosh it's PunkNMuppets! *faints* *awakens* *faints* *awakens* Boy have I missed you! I was just thinking the other day back to when we had Random Randomness thread, and all the fun stuff we'd get up to. For the record, I always thought you were much older than me (and I'm...
  12. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *is thwacked with question mark cane* Wha... *innocent* Beau: Deserved that. Bo: True... Beau: Beau? Bo: No...true... Beau: Ahh. What?
  13. Beauregard

    The Chipmunks' Triumphant Return

    I am seriously surprised to see this thread still among the top three everytime I sign onto MC...remarkable achievement from the Cheif Thread Killer himself! ! !
  14. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    *sings* I wanna be free! Oooh, I wanna be free! I wanna be FREE to have THREE! *does dance at how good the punning is*
  15. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mrs Moppet Senior: *hanging off the edge of the cliff with icepicks* Jack lad...You wanna rob that train, you stick close, as close as you like, to me. I'm about to wind-surf with this parachute onto the top of the train. With me? -- Elsewhere... Father: *slams glass down on bar top as...
  16. Beauregard

    The Chipmunks' Triumphant Return

    Wanna show more Surprise that I would shamelessly plug the resistence? Join the resistence ;)
  17. Beauregard

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    I had a dream! That I was walking through work in my pyjamas! Viva La Punctuation!
  18. Beauregard

    Weinstein rolls with Fraggle Rock movie

    Unable to show the true extent of you Zappa related confusion...wanting to reveal your anger at how Underdog turned out with more than one Exclaimation Point? Desperate to ask if this movie is still going to come out in theatres and when with more than one Question Mark! Join le resistence! And...
  19. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *stumbles into 3 Cross Salon, in high-boots, tight-jeans, and a flannel shirt* I'm gunna need some serious tea after that... Hevej: Seems to me that they don't gunna be serving tea in this place, my son, 'pears as if mebbe the Boston Tea Party was served not long ago and they be all...
  20. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: You know what I miss? Beau: Being alive? Bo: Besides that. Beau: ...If you are about to say punctuation... Bo: I was gunna say melon...but yeah, that too.
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