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  1. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: *also in the bathroom* Right boys...Jump him! Bobo: *grabs Prawnie as he leaves the bathroom and lifts him off the ground* Bo: Thanks. I'll take that. *makes off with the Muffining award* And I'll take those cute fluffy flipper clippers too...
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    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: *using a mirror and fake tan to catch the glare from Allie's font* Father Moppet: *reading a newspaper* Oh...Great! Every day the globe collapses around me while I read the newspaper, but today a newsman won a Globe...
  3. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Beau, Bobo and Bo: *form a barber quartet in celebration*
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    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: If that popcorn is fake...I don't wanna know what kinda corn he popped to make it. Bobo: *catches brick* Mind if I...*holds it above Bean* Beau: *shakes head* Bean: *cuteness vibes*
  5. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: Pity all the blunderbuss was confiscated... Beau: That's not nicey nicey. Bo: I know! That's why I want to shooty-shoot him... Bean: HEY YOU GUUUUUYS! *bounces only Bobo*
  6. Beauregard

    Anyone here have Elmo kind of grow on you?

    Doctor: *enters* It's a serious case of Elmoitus...We may be able to operate before it's too late...You have an Elmo growing on your left kneecap.
  7. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bobo: * spontaneously hugging Bo and Beau* Bo: Con---uch---gratulations... Beau: Can't---breathe--
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    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bobo: *sucking on a JollyRancher* Bo: You shouldn't have confiscated those... Bobo: If he can do it, I can do it. Bo: And if you can, I can. *removes ranchers from Bobo and hands them back to Oscarfan* Beau: *whispers to JJ* It's the taking part that matters... Bobo: I just took a part and it...
  9. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: *hears a snapping sound* Did anyone just hear some kind of mouse trap going off? Beau: Sounded larger... Bobo: Most of our mantraps were confiscated... Bo: *shrugs* Oh well... Beau: Congrats to the Shoe Fairy. Bobo: Although most Muppets don't even wear shoes...
  10. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: Congratulations Allie! And...yup, she proves just how crazy she is with one explosion of a congratulations speech! *needs to use dark glasses to actually read it* Beau: And Snooo-wth. Bobo: I miss her. Beau: Um... Bo: Don't bother. (Sidenote: I also miss Barry Lee and Squeedee and Ru ad...
  11. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Father Moppet: *appearing on behalf of Britishness* I hope they put those kilts back on again at some point...you know what they say about the Scottish. Beau: *opens mouth to speak* Bobo: *puts hand over Beau's mouth to stop him speaking*
  12. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: Dorms...I remember them... Beau: Do we still live there? Bobo: I think...we were confiscated?
  13. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Beau: That's normal for me... Bo: You said it.
  14. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: ... Beau: ? ? ? Bo: ! ! ! Bobo: Someone's gunna confiscate those exclamations you know... Bo: Darn it! Beau: ... Raving Loonies: *running through the theatre waving giant flags and banners with "VIVA LA PUNCTUATION!" on them*
  15. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: *talking to watch* A killer. There is a Thread Killer loose at the convention...over. Beau: Maybe we should use him to kill off the top posters... Bo: Ignore my last report over. We'll use the poster... Bobo: Confiscated...
  16. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: Peanuts...I'm sure I had some of those...Maybe in my other pants? Bobo: Confiscated... Bo: Oh. Do you have an egg? Bobo: Sure. Bo: *crunching sounds are heard* Beau: *returning* Did I miss any-thing? (Edit: Very small Laurel and Hardy reference somewhere in there...)
  17. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: Three dinners... Bobo: Enough to share... Bo: Wonder how much it costs though? (EDIT: Well...that quick pun joke may have been ruined by the timing...:P Cngratulations Keermit!)
  18. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: *readjusting hearing trumpet* I knew I shouldn't have tried to overhear the neighbours conversations right before someone shouted about Peeps... Beau: Ex-cuse me while I slip out for a second. Bo: Banana peel in the isle again? Bobo: I think he's presenting something... Bo: Oh! We have...
  19. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: Mmm...Pork... Bobo: Pass the crackling... Bo: But seriously, great to have a winner from down under! Beau: *checking under the seats* What now?
  20. Beauregard

    The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

    Bo: *on the other side of RedPiggy* Link is here? I need to get his autograph too... Bobo: Linx? The body spray? I still don't get what they're for...Is it like Pepperspray? Beau: *frowning*
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