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Congratulations, DW! I've learned so much from you this past year! *is hit in the eye with a dime* It's like that kid is trying to steal my thunder...*rearranges eye-patch shaped like lightning* I'm so glad I got Gaga to design my wardrobe this season...

FINALLY! Someone notices! *is still being dragged away...although it turns out the shady figure is actually a cardboard cut-out of Jude Law...which, having been dampened by the sudden waterflow, falls apart* Well, that was easy.

Hey! HEY! Can someone...great...Toga's busy choking and Prawnie's announcing...RedPiggy! WhiteRabbit! Someone else without a colour in their name! HELP!

*being dragged away by shady looking figure* Congratulations Snowth! Erm...where ARE you taking me? Are you aware that you are breaking more laws right now than even my first costume of the night was?

I've actually spliced together a few newsprint splices to make this outfit...what do you think? Snazzy?

*dons outfit made entirely of newspaper* Congratulations Prawnie! Hmm...there's some letters missing from this newspaper... 'w'e' 'a'r'e' 'h'o'l'd'i'n'g 't'h'e 'n'e'x't 'a'w'a'r'd' f'o'r r'a'n's'o'm...I wonder what that could mean. Oh well...

Congratulations, Jamie! You totally deserve this one and I'm glad it went to you! You've always provided fair and balanced views and keep this forum on track without going to extreme measures! :):):) Edit: *has sparkly mantle stolen from self halfway through making above congratulatory...

YAY! *jumps up and down applauding WhiteRabbit...with dissasterous results, Marshmellow Peep-wise* *returns to Toga's table* Clearly I am not read to take on Gaga's mantle of Award-show fashion icon...Although I actually DID take her mantle...*disappears under the table and returns wearing a...

Oooh...Marshmellow Bunnies...* disappears under the table and reappears, wearing the Marshmellow Bunnies in much the way that Gaga wore Kermit's...but less creepy...or maybe more creepy, actually*

Congratulations, APR! *still on phone to RedPiggy* Oh, I think I see you? Are you between the cutouts of Brad Pitt and Angelina? (not that they need extra controvosy, we hear.)

Has anyone seen my peeps? Well...after that doilie contraption...*ahem* Marshmellow Peeps that is!

*whispers loudly* Do you think they realise the reason Steve isn't going anywhere is because we have him tied up back at SWAEHB headquarters?

*dials RedPiggy's cellphone* Are you here somewhere? I'm trying to pick you out from the cardboard cut-out celebrity filled audience we painted earlier...

Can I just point out that frankly I'd rather have an electric chair myself than these price-cut boxes...Huh? Wait, who cut the prices off these boxes? *box collapses again* *crawls under the table and emerges wearing a large spiky-tall crown and a red robe with massive shoulder pads in a...

Can't you just use the urn? Or my wig? Is it pinned on properly? I can feel it slipping. By the way, if that water gets to the doilies I'm going to need a costume change...

*cardboard seat just dampened by said waves*...Nice...*pours a glass of bubbly for Toga* I do hope everyone behind us can see around my wig...You don't have a job? Well, you could always start mopping...

*returns to cardboard seat* *claps* *collapse*

*sitting on a small cardboard box at a larger cardboard box topped with a table cloth with a bottle of $ .49 champagne* What! Oh! What! Oh! WHAT!...*box collapses* OW!...*ahem* *collects self off the floor and totters towards the stage to collect award wearing what can only be described as a...

Congrats Uncle Matt! (Although technically you arn't my uncle...but you get the idea.)

Joan Cussack is a total hero of mine as well. Yet I had no idea that she voiced Jesse in Toy Story 2! I love her in Martian Child and anything where she plays the generic "mom" character and totally makes it her own. I'd love to see her work with the Muppets again. As a good-guy this time.