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  1. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    And how nice of them to send nineteen freshly baked muffins to my dressing room...Just what I need to finish this headpiece.
  2. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Congrutes, mon frit! (Are we certain that Reeve is not Computer Generated himself? If so, this could get sticky...) I always LOVE when MC members contribute to the arts. And, I think, something Jim would totally approve of. Nice buns, Brawn.
  3. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Give her SOUP!...Hey, my spelling was never great...*continues to button costume*
  4. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    He's been wearing...---Great, now I'm going to have to change my entire look for the end of the show! Congrats Scoot! You deserve it!
  5. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    DW! You are SO deserving of that award after creating the Postcard plan! Congratulations! -- Congratulations to everyone else who was nominated as well! Oh! And now I must go and get changed once more before the end of the show!
  6. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Hey, no need to give him the COLD shoulder. Maybe you can influence-a him to do different jokes...Aheh.... *wearing new costume designed to look like a giant ladder is growing from my hair* Talk about bad luck, I'm walking under a ladder!
  7. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Didn't the Miner Muppets go on strike? (British joke) Okay, let me try again... Keep going for gold, Minor!
  8. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Wasn't that Dandan! *waits for flour to fall from ceiling after Toga's last comment*
  9. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    *claps* *is hit in the eye with an umbrella* *collapse* What? I can only make claps/collapse jokes once in each award show?
  10. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Oh! Hey, wow! Thanks for the nomination guys! The other day I saw a 40-foot piranha octopus manufactured for the Lady-Gaga concert by JHC in real life! So...hmm...actually, maybe I should be nominated as biggest Gaga supporter... Congrats Waldo! (Where's Waldo?)
  11. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    I'm sure we have a life-size cardboard David Bowie in the sham celebrity crowd...Just with slightly less tight pants and properly combed hair.
  12. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Oooh! Congratulations, RedPiggy! Next time I need a good fantasy I'll look to you!
  13. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Ooh...Victoria Sponge...*slices and fills with jam and cream* Would someone pass the icing sugar?
  14. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Oh! That's fantastic! Maybe he can sell the award to bankroll the movie now! (Maybe WE should sell the awards to bankroll the ceremony?) Has anyone seen my wig from the start of the show? I think it might have walked off somewhere...
  15. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    *gets a damp roll and waves it to catch sesame seeds* Fancy!
  16. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Oh! I didn't realise we were at the Oscars. *ba-dum-cha!*
  17. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Did he say on with the shoe? *swaps Octopus outfit for skinny jeans, a t-shirt, and platform shoes*
  18. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    For now I'm just going to assume that Red Dragon is a form of takeaway...*extends octopus tentacles to collect cocktails*
  19. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Gelf! Wonderful! Congratulations on the award! Let me just be serious for a second (me, serious? HA!) and just say, it's always SO wonderful to see new people at MC with strong characters, good humour and a willingness to get involved! Now, on an ever so slightly less serious note, I'm going to...
  20. Beauregard

    The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

    Better shake a little harder, Toga, you have dimes in your hair...But why shake dimes when it's more profitable to shake dollars?
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