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*All raise glasses in a toast* Scooter: Excuse me, I need those to see. Bunsen: As do I. Zoot: Not cool, man.

LockJaw: I don't think he heard you, talk louder. Zeppo: *Pulls up an mega-megaphone* DO YOU THINK THIS IS LOUD ENOUGH? *LockJaw is blasted out of his seat and into a wall* Leeway: That's a big ten-four, good buddy.

*LockJaw bursts in wearing an old-fashioned driving outfit* LockJaw: Let's get this show on the road! The bus is waiting! Zeppo: Get over here and sit down, LockJaw. We're not going anywhere. Leeway: Those goggles make you look ridiculous. LockJaw: *Pouting* Shut up. *Zeppo stands up...

LockJaw: As the Muppet Central Forum Awards enter their sixth week... Zeppo: LockJaw!

Zeppo: Anytime is fine with me. Leeway: *Grunts in his sleep* LockJaw: Let me finish this chapter.

Zeppo: *Snoring* Leeway: *Snoring* LockJaw: *Singing* I'm dancin' in my seat! (Dancin' in my seat)

Zeppo: Hey! I know something we can do to pass the time! *Tries to start a wave...and fails*

Leeway: While we're waiting for Godot, *Snicker*, let's enjoy this classic number with special guest star Peter Sellers! YAAAY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVw96wzmZC8

Zeppo: Am I the only one who thinks that Sesame Workshop should monitor the comments left on their videos? Leeway: Quite possibly, but that is a subject for another day! *LockJaw pops up with a soda drinkin' hat and foam finger* LockJaw: Yeah! Oscarfan! Whoo! Yeah! Zeppo: No more...

Zeppo: Congrats, frogboy! Leeway: Good on ya! LockJaw: *Wakes with a snort* Running gag!

*Leeway elbows LockJaw in the ribs* LockJaw: *Wakes with a snort* Iceland!

Zeppo: Okay, then. Leeway: Yeah, what's another hour? LockJaw: *Wakes with a snort* Finland! *Groans, turns over and falls asleep again*

*Taminella appears in a puff of baby-powder smoke, dressed in her worst and cackling her best* Taminella: Finally! The right theater! That was the last of my smoke and you can't make a dramatic entrance without it! *Zeppo waves to Taminella from the back row* Zeppo: Hey, Tammy! Back here...

LockJaw: *Wakes with a snort* Finland! *Groan* What happened last night? Zeppo: A good chink of the awards were handed out, it got very late and you fell asleep with your feet in my face. LockJaw: Oh, sorry. Zeppo: You have very nice bunions. Leeway: *Wakes with a snort* Finland...

Zeppo: Did you bring the blankets? LockJaw: Right here! Leeway: Hot chocolate, anybody? Soup? Tea? *The trio hunker down for the night* LockJaw: What time is the ceremony resuming? Zeppo: Sometime tomorrow evening. LockJaw: Vagueness is fun.

Zeppo: Well done, Prawnie! Don't call me Zepp!

Zeppo: Wow, we're really crusing now! LockJaw: Watch out for the wall! *Crash* Zeppo: I'll pay for that.

LockJaw: Must...resist...obvious...joke!

Leeway: Hooray for Frogboy! Let us dance...anybody have any good music?

Leeway: This is great! Musical numbers, stand up acts, turtles. The only way it could get better is if the Swedish Chef shows up! *The Swedish Chef blunders in, chasing a fleeing flounder* Chef: Gon verdee bor fishee fishee! Zeppo: That was uncanny.