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------------------ Hm. I'm gonna guess "those idiots" Ed refers to work for Faux News? :news: They offered me a job once. You're kidding! Ugh. What did you tell them? Rhonda: They don't wear plaid enough. :news: I told them opinion is not fact and spin is not news. *beat* Mommy? Can I have...

------------------ You guys might look into valerian root or melatonin as natural mood-calmers and sleep-inducers. My drug tolerance is too high for them to be effective except in unhealthy doses, but I know they work for a lot of people. --------------------

----------------- Rhonda: Thanks guys. Just set 'em in my room, I'll unpack later. *tips the bats a large mosquito apiece* :news: *groans* Can you...keep the noise down...please. Running through walls isn't the best option, you know. :news: The new kid did it in the film...sounded good...

--------------------- I've never written a bad line about the pig. My self-defense class was too many years ago. Though I bet I could outrun her... What? No! That wasn't a joke! No! Stop! Aaaagh! :mad: WHOMP! ...ow.... :news: *smugly* Now you know how I feel. --------------------

------------------ *leaves an order slip under the door to Apt 4 for two boxes each of Pumpkin Patch and Devil's Food Fudge* That oughta go well with the tea I just received last week! Mm, pumpkin spice Stash tea and pumpkin ginger cookies...nomnomnom. Rhonda: You forgot some of the order! I...

-------------------- Wow! Very nicely handled Figgie! A moment of sublime tenderness suddenly interrupted by premature pain...yet you foreshadowed the pain enough to not make it an out-of-the-blue device. Very good! I really like the idea that Kermit alone sees all sides of the actually very...

------------- Aw, he looks all determined and heroic...hold that thought while the director readies the large falling cow... Thank you!!!! :news: I love the pose especially! -----------------

--------------- LMfuzzyyellowAO! LOVE it! Hey, I thought you were going to go all dark on me, and instead I have unlimited cuteness! Awwwww! Well worth the wait! :news: It's NOT funny. *frumps off to do damage control* --------------------

---------------- Glad you approve....I didn't even think about the directional Labyrinth joke! But I see you missed the other one I tossed in from a favorite Python, which I can STILL quote almost all of by heart! Hm, didn't even think of casting Doglion there. I like the idea though. Will have...

Part Twenty-Six “Go away,” Snookie groaned. The guard shook his shoulder again; Snookie felt stiff from spending the night on the floor of his cell. “Gotta gets up. Showtime,” the monster rumbled at him. Snookie angrily wrenched his arm free, curling up tighter, wrapping the blanket around him...

--------------- Ed, I was in college WAY before MAD TV...lol. Let's just say there are a surprising number of different ways to use a specific curse word while singing "Interjections." Best Schoolhouse Rock moment for me was back in, I think, 11th grade first period English class. While we all...

-------------------- So...are we ever getting the update on the date night? :news: *deep scowl* No. My camerasloth malfunctioned his equipment. Again. How did the sloth do that exactly? :news: It's technical. I'm...not sure. But all the footage came out steamy. Rhonda: Ooooh! Run it! Run...

------------------- I don't have muffins though. Only Ed can give the newbies their first free muffin. ------------------

------------------ I have the nose for news. It's a gift. ----------------

---------------- Starring Sandy Duncan as Marsha Brady? ----------------

------------------ Haven't run into that, but I did bask in praise yesterday. Was at a training class run by my home office and we were doing an exercise filling out a sample "life journal" with our own info and then passing it to someone else at the table, who would then ask questions, and then...

------------ Oh man. You had to. Now I have Frank singin' in my noggin... ------------

----------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Walter has a date with Spamela Hamderson! Film at 11. Rhonda: You had to. :news: Yes. I did. Pass me the red ginger please? --------------

--------------- Why am I suddenly thinking of vegetable embellishing? I'm not even cooking tonight! --------------

Actually no. Like Christmas, the Victorians really elevated it into the commercial panoply we know today: http://www.literary-liaisons.com/article053.html ----------------