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  1. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *at the sound of Nell* Mmmm!!! *points at plungered face* *thinks: This is gunna be GREAT for my sinuses though!*
  2. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *is plungered to the face and cannot see, stumbling back towards the open sewer grate* Mmmpffff mmmm pffft mmmm!!!
  3. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Anyway, Jack! Will you quit playing around and give me that unclogging tool!!!
  4. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *to camera* Its amazing that having brought forth a wall, he then broke the fourth wall. *to Logan* That's the fourth wall that's been broken this week! Which is another reason I'm living in a tent...and hung out that For Rent sign...
  5. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Oh, how very helpful of you, Jack. You're back on the list, boy. *completely ignoring the presence of the snarling beast* Actually, Jack, if you could stop snarling for a moment and hand me the plunger.
  6. Beauregard

    The Beauregard Thread--For Everybody Who Didn't Get A Joke

    "Jersey" is a breed of cow. And also, a place.
  7. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *startled by the presence of a cactus* AYE! *further startled by the realization that it is a man in a cactus suit* AYE!!!...aye...I mean...hi! Oh, its you, Logan my strange step-cousin/nephew (no one ever knew and hated to ask...) The rooms are kinda...unavailable at this precise...
  8. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: That's not a steak, that's the neighbour's cow!
  9. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *still stumbling back from the black smoke of the BBQ and attempting to light another match* Who? Say what? *flicks the match into Jack's previous-temporary-abode/commode/bush and creates another explosion* Hello to the first, yes to the second, no to the third, and I'm not so...
  10. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *standing outside a red brick, white picket fenced house in Glendale, USA, uses a huge wooden mallet to hammer a steak into the ground* *dusts off the beef steak* Good. That's ready for the barbecue then. *he also hammers a wooden stake into the ground by the front gate and hangs...
  11. Beauregard

    The Matt Vogel Appreciation Thread

    Team M'Vat foreva!:sing:
  12. Beauregard

    Fozzie Illustration

    Holy Camerons. http://kirkcameron.com/ Bea:zany:{It was funny in my head}regard
  13. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    I did quite enjoy it, especially as a Star Trek parody, but I'm not a huge fan of Tim Allen so his presence as the main character hampered it a little for me you see. I've always imagined a movie where some aliens (Koozbains?) think Pigs in Space is real though, would be amazing.
  14. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    I believe you were, what we like to call, Ziffled. (Names after an old member Ziffle who was constantly caught typing answers slowly, whilst others got there just before him!) Muppets IN Space has always seemed a MUCH more inspired idea (ala. Galaxy Quest...but actually funny.) But, I wouldn't...
  15. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    Yeah, me either! I'm thinking it'll be something with the characters, in modern times, possibly involving them putting on a show (hopefully not), with more emphasis on humor than heart this time.
  16. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    See, when I read "Right up there with MTI", I think, "So, the best EVER?" Guess it takes all tastes!
  17. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    What. On. Earth. Lucky for us we'll get to have all sorts of Snail as a car merchandise from then on :P
  18. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    I suppose from the original description, TMTM could have been seen as similar to TMM and The Muppets could have seemed similar to VMC (it was) but they turned out to be wildly different approaches to the subject matter. Heck, Muppet Treasure Island has some caperish aspects!
  19. Beauregard

    Fozzie Illustration

    Whoo-hooooo! Its amazing to see them all together like that after seeing all the sneaks and previews and individual characters! When I got the alert that this thread had been updated, as usual my heart skipped a beat wondering what exactly we would get to see next! There IS a similarity...
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