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Father Moppet: I apologize. I am Beauregard Parker Moppet, it's nice to meet you...even if you suspiciously refuse to drink herbal caffeinated beverages... I'm sure I can find some water for you downstairs if you really want some...

Father: You don't....drink...tea? I've heard rumors of such people, but never thought I'd meet one in my own attic!

Cannon loaded, Gonzo flew. Insurance doubled.

Father Moppet: We brought stores up with us for exactly this kind of an emergency. If you're thirsty, we have tea, of course. If you need something to wash out your mouth after teeth-cleaning, we have coke or diet-coke?

Father Moppet: Isn't that the tooth.

Father Moppet: *nodding with head towards Grace* I really cannot talk about toilets and such when there is a lady present--...! Wait, what?

Father Moppet: *awkwardly* I'd really rather not talk about such things with ladies present!...*whistling*

Father Moppet: Oh! The...goodness, I'm sorry, it should have been obviously that you wanted the bathroom...to...take a...bath? *frowning* Anyway, I am very good thank you, if only this weather were to stop! I should have been at work and am instead at home spending the day in my slippers rather...

Father Moppet: The rest...of the rooms are scattered throughout the house, really. Such an odd question...but very nice to meet you Mr Melvin! How are you? *goes to shake hands*

Father Moppet: Down the stairs, take the first righ---...Wait a minute, who are you? Also, it would depend entirely on which men's room you are looking for? My room is particularly manly, and that's downstairs to the left. *adjusts bunny slippers*

"Can you picture that?" Teeth asked. Fozzie's fart shoes provided unintentional humor. The Count counted, "Just six words." (Went meta for that one :P)

Father Moppet: *checking Grace's breathing* Oh good, she just fell asleep and hasn't died...*checks outside* Oh, bad, its still raining. *waves to Mr A. Man who is swimming* Oh, boy, nothing seems to have happened since I pressed that button? *presses it again* (OOC: Just a quick note...

Oh I LOVE that!!! It reminds me of the TP haiku project!

Well, the actual time that it takes to FILM a film is not that long these days. So, I guess it will depend on the special effects and on the promotions. Maybe they'll go with a Thanksgiving release again.

Ooh, fun! TMM: Muppet road trip. Kermit feels responsible! GMC: Did Piggy steal? Muppets prove otherwise! TMTM: Real life happens; Muppets still perform! MTI: Pirates vs Muppets. Jim's dad proud. VMC: Alternate Universe Muppets struggle. Kermit matters! MWoO: What was the point of...

Despite what he says, Kermit loves!

Kermit balanced budget. Animal was away.

THAT makes me happy! Also, hi! I wish I'd been able to be there soon! Remind me to move closer to London so I can stop missing out on stuff like this. :rolleyes::oops:;)

Did he just say, "You can post it on your Facebook sites and on Muppet Central"???

YIKES! It makes me so happy that yellowing goopy substances remind you of me!