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(Ru is looking in the pantry cabinet when Fozzie comes in, making little "hmmm" noises to herself. Fozzie walks up and taps her on the shoulder and she whirls, ripping open a box of macaroni in her fright.) Ru: AHHH! FOZZIE! (clutches chest where heart is thumping audibly) Oh, geez-Louise...

I made this point last movie, but it just THRILLS me to see Scooter getting some fashionable jeans. Imagine the trauma the poor guy went through having to wear old-lady jeans all those years? Likewise, Floyd Pepper is styling a new pair of denims. I am more than thrilled to see Walter return...

Thank you for all the nice comments and reviews. My fervid imagination is working overtime on what comes next. Thank you for feeding the beast.

Leaves a bound copy of Snowthy's fanfic, "Ernie's VERY Special Day" for Ernie's birthday. Also, a copy of, "Things To Do With Your Friend's Nose." Happy birthday sweetie!

OMGosh. You're a teenager! And just think--next year you'll be able to DRIVE! (Waves arms over head manically.) You guys rock. Auntie Ru

Chapter 140: It’s Not What It Looks Like (Part II) The camera crew were very professional and accommodating. The gentleman wielding the camera seemed in awe of Piggy and hastened to make any small adjustments that seemed necessary. “I won’t be on camera with you,” said the young lady helping...

Chapter 140: It’s Not What It Looks Like (Part I) (Okay, just so you know: I was tempted to call this chapter, It’s Whatnot it Looks Like, but I behaved myself. I wanted you to know that I practice a little restraint!) I also found that—apparently in a fit of delusional optimism—I had labeled...

I adore the character of Suzanne Sugerbaker, and everybody here already knows how I feel about Piggy, but I don't agree that Piggy is basically her in muppet form. That's a gross over-simplification of BOTH characters, and I must protest: There are similarities: Both did pageants, both are...

This seems based, in part, on the Designing Women episode "The Nights the Lights Went Out in Georgie," where Suzanne has to give back her crown. I hope this doesn't have a similar conclusion, because Edgar Bergen was the only judge!

Thank you, sweetie! And a BIG Shout-Out to Hubert for helping me put my story on Muppet Wiki! Woo-hoo! Kissy kissy from my girl, Piggy! Piggy: I am not kissing him. Ru: Aw...c'mon. He was real nice. Piggy: Nope. I'm saving my kisses for my frog. Ru: Sorry, Hubert--you're out of luck.

I know you're talking English, sweetie, but I have no idea what you just said. I don't even know how to check to see if I did it or not. I had some step-by-step help putting the thing in, and I only did exactly what I was told. Ru--who is perfectly willing to learn new things if she has a...

I promise not to do this for every story, but I wanted to let you all know that I've put this story into the Muppet Central Wiki. Along the way, I added some chapter titles and removed some (hopefully all) of the typos! I also took the liberty of changing a few things here and there, but nothing...

Thank you, Sweetie! You have no idea how much it means to get such a nice review. Writing is a rather solitary occupation, requiring lots of time, even if it's acquired in odd bits and dribs, and we wait on tenterhooks to see if our readers "get it." Receiving a thoughtful and thorough review...

Chapter 139: The Set-Up (Ahem) “Fozzie—help me!” Kermit muttered, pulling on the ends of the bowtie in disgust. Obediently, Fozzie stepped in front of his best friend and tied the bowtie. He cocked his head on one side, studying it, then untied it and tied it again...

Awww. Very nicely done, Snowthy. Ernie's sense of abandonment was just so, with just the right touch of pathos but no melodrama. And how nice that his ol' buddy Bert was the one to get to bring him to the party (and rescue him from Oscar). There's always room here at the Fan Fiction and Fan...

Ru: (muttering to self) Whew! Everybody's out, and even Fozzie's decided to go and hang out at the monster movie marathon as long as he doesn't have to watch. And I've got the whole apartment to myself! Woo-hoo! (She pulls out her key and starts to put it in the lock.) Big Mean Carl: (looming...

Ru: Hi guys! Hi Angie! Y'all getting settled in? Fozzie: (whispering to Ru) What happened to Link's hair? Ru: (shushing Fozzie and whispering) Shhhh. It's impolite to talk about people's attributes. Fozzie: (whispering) I wasn't talking about his attributes. I was talking about his...

Ru: Um, Fozzie--were there big dents in our door when we went up to Kathy's room? Fozzie: (staring a door nervously) I don't think so....

Chapter 138: What I Did For Love Leila looked doubtfully at the pink phone in her hand. “You have to,” said her companion. “There’s a whole bunch of missed calls. Miss Piggy would want to know if somebody was trying to get in touch with her, right?" “Maybe,”...

Ru: Okay, Rizzo, honey--here are your snacks for the MNN marathon. And will you take this little container of pasta to...um. (pats Rizzo on the head) Nevermind. I'll walk it down myself. Rizzo: (under his breath) Rats! Ru: (under her breath) That's what I was thinking.... Fozzie: Can I...