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Chapter Thirty-Two The Next Day June 23, 1975 Kermit was the first to enter the air-conditioned office building that was the headquarters of World Wide Studios. He approached the reception desk and instinctively looked to Jim to take charge. Jim did step forward. He put his hand on...

Lisa: <Is squealing over Prawnie's last chapter>

PRAWNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohmyoymyholymosquitioes! OY MY HOLY MOSQUITOES! OY MY HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!! Oh my gosh. SOOOOOO many great lines! So much! So awesome! Okay, I have to, um- well the song! The song! Ooh, I've seen that different ending before! And oh my gosh...

I SECOND THE CURSING OF THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM! AND I SHAKE MY FIST AT THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM! And I stop shouting now. Because an all-caps post just isn't fun at all. And hey, Mr. Prawnie, just how much is it to rent out that sig of yours? Out of curiosity... Although curiosity killed the...

<faints> <recovers> <gets up> <runs out of room to do homework- sorry...>

...B'gar?... Mm... pos... B'garr... n' stoooooryyyyy... n' reeeeeeeeeed...

M'fin? ....B'gil... gwinnin... pen..... lay-la...... M'fin... m'fin... mmmmm m'fin...

...Gwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiininnnnnnnn... pen.... gwinnnnnin..... pennnnnnnnnnnnnn... layyylllllla...

G'zuza... Gezuko gezoku.... fezzu... len ga... ...Mm... ...Gwinnin... pen... layyyyyyyyyyyyyla...

...M'nu... foom tressed... ...oxxxxxxxxxxxxygen... ...zzzzzzzzzzz...om... bee...

G'lum lum... M'... prrr... on... l'me ssssssee pic..... chhhh... ers...

UFT- pl-l-l-l-l-lllll... Nnnnnn... Mmmg...

G-ohh... mleh mnnn....

<Being shook> Mleh mleh mleh mleh mleh mleh mleh mlehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <falls> Meguow... sssstoryyyyy...

Rowlf: If I find her, I'll let you know. Right now she's lost somewhere between all the fanfic reading material, the fanfic writing material, the new school supplies, and the dark chocolate... Lisa: <Muffled> I keep telling you, the chocolate is a school supply! Rowlf: Yeah, I guess she's okay...

Mmm... meore... p-lease... menuh... g..... mmm...

...Mnuh-mm... sssssstunt... urrrgh... mm-mnuh...

<Recovers> Wha?.... What... happened... <re-collapses>

<collapses> <stunned silence>

I thoroughly ditto Leyla's post. All hail the Diva of Ushy Gushy!