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  1. theprawncracker

    The Brand New Ask Jim Lewis Thread

    Dear Jimothy, As you'll be able to tell after the question I ask you now, you've become more of an all-knowing Muppet guidance counselor to me, rather than someone who also happens to work with the Muppets. But anyway! If you were to have a female friend--most likely called your "girlfriend"...
  2. theprawncracker

    I'm A Muppet Get me out of Here

    Fozzie: *looks around* *wrings hat around in hands* I don't liiiike this... Jungles and I don't get along. Maybe we should start up a treety? Ahh! Wocka! Wocka!
  3. theprawncracker

    A Robotic Heart

    VERY nice, Cait! Sorry it's taken me so long to respond--but I've been reading! Very, very good stuff. You had a great handle on the Gorch gang--and Gonzo's lines were top notch. Can't wait to see more! :D
  4. theprawncracker

    Drusilla

    This is GREAT, Alpha! I'm really loving it--sorry I hadn't been keeping up before but I promise I will now (you have Lisa to thank for that ;)). You have Robin down, spot-on. Kermit and Sweetums were both characterized really good. My favorite part so far was Pepe teasing Robin about Drusilla...
  5. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    ...So we eat squares? (...This is too much for me to process right now. I shall wash my hands of this foolishness and go to bed. *turns on sink*)
  6. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    NO! Not the bad appetizers! *braces for Johnny and Sal's entrance* (With a big enough catapult... space travel is possible!)
  7. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    ...Why? Do I have something in my teeth? (...Didn't Sam say something about pigs flying?)
  8. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    *grabs a toothpick to pull out peanut butter* (How'd we get in here? Ed? Is Ed in here? Have we ever HAD three people in parentheses before? There are only TWO parentheses... could three people fit? Is there something on my face? Will our heroes make it out alive? Tune in next week to miss...
  9. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    SHOUTING? WHO'S SHOUTING? MY CAPS LOCK KEY JUST GOT STUCK! DARN PEANUT BUTTER... *non-captial post to allow this to be posted in all-caps* :halo:
  10. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    Ah, Manhattan... wait a second... how do I know if I was visiting Manhattan or just on your back? ...I would not. Who are you? Where am I? WHAT'S GOING ON?
  11. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    *blink!* I don't care who signs it! ...As long as I recognize their name. Which is MUCH easier for me than it is for you. So... yeah, Conan, Drew, guests, the other guy... anything works. :D
  12. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    ...The picture OF the coffee cake! Yeesh... do try to keep up.
  13. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    Hmm... a picture of a coffee cake... would he sign it?
  14. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    ...No. I want a coffee cake. ...And yes, a t-shirt.
  15. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    Oh, great, real nice, yes! Have one of my idols make out an autograph to THAT. PERFECT! JOY! RAPTURE! I'll just DIE of boredom and all I'll get is THAT.
  16. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    *mutters* Yeah, yeah, yeah... but if you get him to sign anything for me he can CERTAINLY call me that. :p
  17. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    Great... :rolleyes: Jou better mention my name! At LEAST three times! ...You know, if it comes up. :D
  18. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    *blink* Apparently. Does it also mean that while you're reaching the highest, most monumental fan peak imaginable, I'll be... dead?
  19. theprawncracker

    Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

    Ain't it funny how as soon as you seem to no longer have I life I seem to have picked one up? We really ARE other halves. (As if we weren't already...)
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