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  1. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <leans forward> <whispers> I like whispering too. <leans back> Do continue. I've NEVER been one to mind when people talk about me right in front of me. <folds hands behind head> Carry on...
  2. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: ...Dirty, hobo-like girl... That just might ALMOST top "dirs-tee bag"... Nope, naw, not quite. <waves at Jack> Hey, I'm Goat! S'up buddy?
  3. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <rubs eyes> Ohhhhhh. Nice, nice, Frosty. What's the job? And I'm scared to ask why.
  4. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <looks very thoughtfully and intently at something that isn't there and holds up one finger> Mother... <thinks>... Not a clue. <holds up second finger> Father... <thinks>... I'd rather not. <holds up third finger> Job... <blinks>... Don't go there. <holds up fourth finger> Lady Bracknel...
  5. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: Oh, hey, whatever's easiest, bud, I go with the flow! <stretches> ...Most of the time. Once in a while, the flow gets to go with me. I think. On occasion. But I'm losing the point that I never had.
  6. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: SHOWER? No way, buddy, I just TOOK a drenching last night when THAT one <jerks thumb at Mairin> lit up the whole dock! Aw, MAN was that a sight... Aw sorry, I'm forgetting manners. Breakfast- <slaps Father on the back> sounds EXCELLENT.
  7. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: Name? ...<Laughs!> Just call me Goat, okay Frosty? <lightly slugs Mr. Moppet's arm> It's the best name I got.
  8. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <looks back and forth between Mairin and Mr. Moppet> Aw, SWEET, you've got RATS living in the fridge! I DEFINITELY came to right place. YES! <looks at Mr. Moppet> This is YOUR kitchen, hey, Frosty? <grabs and shakes Mr. Moppet's hand> Call me Goat!
  9. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: Heh. A dir-stee bag, y'say, Frosty? Ha! There's my compliment of th' day! <peers into fridge> Any food left in there, snowman, or did ya sleep in every crumb?
  10. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <looks around the house> SWEET asylum it is... <walks over to Kyle> S'up kid. <puts elbow on Kyle's shoulder and looks at Mr. Moppet> Aw, DUDE! There's a guy conked out in the fridge! <squats down and pokes Mr. Moppet> Rise and shine, Frosty!
  11. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <Staring at flames> Dude, would you LOOK at that blaze? <Points> Look at it! It's takin' up the whole pier! Aw, SWEET, there's gonna be nothin' left by morning... Aw, this is gonna be a GREAT show...
  12. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <jumps> DRAGON? <digs fingers into filthy matted hair> Hooooooooly dirt, that's AWESOME! Can you like- breathe flames, and all THAT jazz? Oh, SWEET...
  13. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <wide eyes at Mairin> You CONTROL FIRE? ...Oh ho ho... NICE. Man, and all I can do is rub two sticks together. Takes hours, but your hands get nice and filthy...
  14. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: No fire department? <jumps> SWEET! <holds still> <clears throat> I mean, ah- naw, naw, I'm no pyro. So May, you made that blaze? ...<Nods approvingly> Dude. That's nice. <stares at fire with a mezmerized sort of smile>
  15. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: <thoughtfully puts hands on hips> Jack Bandy, y'say? Band-Aid? Got it. So May, you live there? You there too, Mr. Nondescript? Or just passin' through? <turns towards burning dock> And where'd that glorious dock blaze from, and what kinda fire department do they got here, anyways?
  16. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goat: Freeloader, y'say, Ma- Mmmm... May-rin, did ya say? And Jason, Mr. Nondescript. Nice t'meet ya both. Say listen, either of you ever hear of this house around here where there's a bunch of wackos livin' there for no clear reason? 'Cause I want in on that deal.
  17. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Girl: Oh! Aw, sorry 'bout that- <clears throat and holds hand out for shaking> They call me Goat. No home, no job, no real purpose or motivation. You?
  18. TogetherAgain

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    <There are some splashing sounds from the other side of the flames. The splashes move around the flaming dock until they reach shore, where a girl about Mairin's age clambers out of the water with Mairin on her back. The girl, thoroughly drenched and in tattered clothes, gently sets Mairin on...
  19. TogetherAgain

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Lisa: ...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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