Rowlf: <Sits down at piano> <Ahem> <begins playing piano> Lydia, oh Lydia,
say have you met Lydia?
Lydia the TAttooed Lady!
She has eyes that folks adore so
And a torso even moreso
Lydia, oh Lydia,
That encyclopedia,
Oh Lydia, the queen of tattoo!
On her back is the Battle of Watterloo...