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Prawnie... your presentation has lost its flair. <Shoves nose in a book> <accidentally closes book on nose> OW!

JENson? ...Oh, Prawnie... I'm... getting REALLY worried about your head... um... MEDIC! NURSE!

...Rugby... from New Guinea? ...Prawnie, I think you need to have your head inspected. It might've been injured from all the stuff falling from the sky.

...<scrubs face> <dances cares away> <slips in the puddles that still haven't been mopped up because Prawnie spent the money on a fancy urn> ...Ow.

Another sign of poor budgeting and the recession... We have to hold the awards in a seedy neighborhood.

I know how to get to Sesame Street! You take two lefts, a right, and a left, and when you can't go any further, turn around, and you're there! ...Oh wait... that's how you get to the studio. ...Well, I know the directions to SOMEWHERE...

<Staaaaaaaares at Beau> ...What on EARTH is that boy ON? <looks around at forum> ...What are ALL of you people on? ...Oh wait... I'm a member here, too. ...What am *I* on? ...<calls psychiatrist> Hello, Dr. Shrink? What am I on? ...Oh, I'm on my feet? Wait, WHAT? I'm eating RedDragon? NOOOOOOOOO!

<closes umbrella and whacks Beau over the head with it> MY line! <re-opens umbrella, upside-down, to CATCH dimes> <is hit with lots of falling dimes> Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow! Ow. Ow-ow-ow. Ow. OW! Ow-ow owwwww ow ow OW! Ow ow, ow, OW! Owwww... Maybe I should audition for the Muppaphones. Ow ow ow...

<stares at Beau> <slowly shakes head>

<sloshes through large puddles to return to "seat"> Y'know, Prawnie... you REALLY should've gone with a mop, instead of that urn. <squats down in a puddle> Yay, dwmckim, for saving the awards! ...I think they could've used just a LITTLE more saving. Or a saving's account. <opens umbrella to...

<gulps rain> <stops choking> PHEW! Oh, THANK you! Why, I'm so HAPPY not to be choking, I could sing and dance! <Dances> I'm siiiiiiiiiinging in the raaaain... just siiiiiiiiinging in the raaaaaain! ...Hey, who's that shady man dragging Beau away?

Ooh, M&Ms! I LOVE M&Ms! <dances around, trying to catch M&Ms in mouth> <chokes on some> <coughs> Water! WATER! APRena, WAVES! <chokes>

...<runs and hides behind Grammar Girl's book>

Yay Prawnie! And congrats on slowly learning to report news without any comma splices, too. ...Slowly.

<looks at Beau> Ooh, shiny! <blinks> ...<puts on sunglasses> VERY shiny. We can't afford straight jackets, either? ...Can we at least afford the rope to tie people up and throw them in closets? That seems to be our usual tactic, anyway...

<eyes loose threads on Prawnie's pants> You need to rekindle your relationship with Hilda, m'dear...

<Stares at Beau> ...<blink> ...<shudder> Well, at least he's CLOTHED now...

Why would you want someone's autograph on your arm? It would wash off--wait a second. ...PRAWNIE! You are NOT allowed to take ANY bathroom breaks for the LENGTH of the CEREMONY!

You call that a costume? I call that a napkin. Yes, A napkin. Sheesh... put some CLOTHES on, Beau.

No, I can't start mopping. There's no mop, remember? They blew the cash on an urn. My roommate and I DO have a mop... But we have no bucket.